Hearthpwn

RPS sucks.  completely takes the skill out of the game.

Just FUCK this FUCKING GAME.

Enjoy THIS FUCKING BROKEN AND CANCER cards while YOU CAN FUCKING HUNTARDS, 3 weeks left.

FUCKING MAGGOTS.

Quote from Hedwyn_nl >>

Just FUCK this FUCKING GAME.

Enjoy THIS FUCKING BROKEN AND CANCER cards while YOU CAN FUCKING HUNTARDS, 3 weeks left.

FUCKING MAGGOTS.

 

 You should pause before queuing. I don't think id ever want to play the same person more than twice even for easy wins.

im not good enough to deserve good matchups. 

i am trash.

OH FUCKING BOY.  SHUDDERWOCK SHAMAN IN CASUAL.

I  WOULD PAY FUCKING SHITLOADS OF MONEY IF I COULD UNLOCK "ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN" MODE

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i wish my account werent banned from having fun in casual.  im not kidding, i would pay $50 a month or more to have 'deserves to enjoy hearthstone" mode.

tavern brawl in a nutshell

THE RESULT OF PLAYING PERFECTLY

REWARDED WITH INSANE TOPDECKS OVER AND FUCKING OVER

I never tried further then rank 5...this time, since i enjoy me deck i tried further...im at rank 4. It feels 100% like luck. Better opening hand wins.

Turn 4...against warlock with 1 Voidcaller on the board....

1. He kills his Voidcaller...Malganis pops out

2. He plays another Voidcaller and uses Sacrificila pact for 0 mana and a Voidcaller lands on the board...

Yeah indeed a good board on turn 4!

i hear midrange hunter is a good deck.  lets try that. first game.

third game with "midrange" hunter and im facing lich king #3 on turn 7. 

whats it like to be lucky?

Druid...what a broken bullshit bastardizingly bombastic brutaly bitchridden cuntastically cancerous crabinfested crusty cluelessly dumb diabolical dickishly dumbfoundingly dodgy dastardly evil enormously entitled excriment entrenched fucked fungal freakshow fiendishly frustrating greviously guiltful gutless gourgeingly gullible hurtfully hateful horrendous humourless hubrice having jackoff jarringily  jumbled jankful jizzcovered junky  klingily killing kuntastic lifeless loser lamely loveless masochisticly  masterful moronicly  mindless misleadingly malevolent morbidly mind numbingly nonsensical noxious nasty noob nurturingly often offensively oafish onclave of orrifice plugging pustually prepubescent penis pleasing poorly prepared pointless quintessentially queer quarantine qualifying queef reaping retard ruefully reprehensibley reviled soul stealing simpleton sweatily  stumbling std transmitting  terrifyingly twisted turdbrained two timing whoremonger witlessly weak unequivocally unbalanced ultimately unsatisfying viciously vengeful voracious virtually xenophobic xylaphone zealot zebra abusing abhorrent  abortion of a class...

Damn I needed that...who thought allowing druid to have armor gain and cheap removal was a good idea. Aka I got mecathuned twice

End salt

third game and third combo deck.  i should end it all..

edit: 4th game, 4th combo deck.

Quote from Kaladin >>

i hear midrange hunter is a good deck.  lets try that. first game.

 hey at least you're actually climbing besides just playing casual, props sir Kaladin

Quote from Bee >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

i hear midrange hunter is a good deck.  lets try that. first game.

 hey at least you're actually climbing besides just playing casual, props sir Kaladin

 incorrect, i was rank 4 five stars, i am now rank 5 three stars because of bad matchups and insane draws.

edit: rank 5 two stars.  1-5 with "midrange" hunter now.

and before any of you mf'ers say a goddamned word, ADD ME IF YOU THINK IM MISPLAYING AND AM JUST BAD. you're fucking wrong. 

We dont think you're bad... well we do ;) but all we see is the constant every game salty reaction and to be honest you seem to post a lot I think I have posted here like 5 times total you have posted 5 times in the last hour.

Your at rank 5 now take some time build an anti combo deck and go hunting it's cathartic concede until you find a combo deck and then go nuts bm them as you break their combos apart.

Even warlock was a pet hate of mine giant twilight giant twilight turns 3-6 ugh but I loaded up a counter shaman deck with 2 mana deal 8 spells silence and hex and went to town on those bad boys conceding every non even warlock and ripping them apart.

And when you get salty bitch about it but let it go after that. That's what here is for :)

his hero power literally never hit a minion.

am now 1-6 with midrange hunter.  i even had rexxar on the mulligan.

"midrange" hunter

TIL if your opponent has a Snapjaw Shellfighter up and you cast Mass Hysteria and the Shellfighter goes bellow 0 health, it will STILL continue to protect the minions next to it.

Just lost an arena game because I assumed it would, you know, die when it died.