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Sorry but i play Wild and also don't hate Rogue. It's annoying to play against them with slower decks but Aggro just destroy them and you can tech Oozes and taunts to counter them. But you konow what is really disgusting? Playing against those retarded Aluneth Mages. They just spam stupid minions together with even more stupid secrets and hit face, and if you even menage to drag the game a bit longer they just expend turns and turns pointing direct damage to your face till you're dead.

I'm telling you guys! If you're an incapable person that can't hit legend by your self just let that deck for retards carry you there.

Oozes? A mill rogue doesnt give a fuck about your oozes lol.

Quote from NeoJonas >>

Sorry but i play Wild and also don't hate Rogue. It's annoying to play against them with slower decks but Aggro just destroy them and you can tech Oozes and taunts to counter them. But you konow what is really disgusting? Playing against those ******** Aluneth Mages. They just spam stupid minions together with even more stupid secrets and hit face, and if you even menage to drag the game a bit longer they just expend turns and turns pointing direct damage to your face till you're dead.

I'm telling you guys! If you're an incapable person that can't hit legend by your self just let that deck for retards carry you there.

 It really depends on the meta around you, I face nothing but Odd Rogue/Kingsbane/Big Priest most of the time and they are incredibly annoying to play against with almost anything, especially hate it when I face the occasional Mill Rogue, makes me want to punch the screen. I especially hate crap like Mech Hunter and "Tempo" Mage so we agree on that, I find it hilarious that people even call it "tempo" when it's a dumb face deck.

People probably don't want to admit they're playing a "Full Retard Deck", so they call it by a different name so it seems less bad.

People could easily refer to those decks like that:

Aluneth Mage: "Face Burn Mage"

Odd Paladin: "Board Spam Paladin feat. Quartermaster"

Even Shaman: "Board Spam + Big Stats Abuser Shaman"

Mecha'Thun Warlock: "AFK Till I OTK Warlock"

can we stop auto including funglemancer into every single fucking deck? thanks.

Quote from KingCarnage >>

Oozes? A mill rogue doesnt give a fuck about your oozes lol.

 I wasn't talking about Mill Rogues. They're pretty much non-existent outside of Rank Floor Dumpster, but Kingsbane Face Rogues are everywhere and you can tech against them.

Quote from NeoJonas >>

 

Mecha'Thun Warlock: "AFK Till I OTK Warlock"

 LMFAO!!!

I swear i thought i was the only one that called zoo/odd pal spam decks. 

Quote from NeoJonas >>

Mecha'Thun Warlock: "AFK Till I OTK Warlock"

 LMAO, this is pretty close to the truth, playing against them isn't fun either, you just trade and hope you draw combo disruption + removal

1 more month of that stupid card. I swear it is the worst card in Arena as well. If your opponent has it, you are pretty much fucked.

i simply cannot wait to listen to all these paladin players that will be screaming crying that other decks are out-tempo-ing them. Although there will still be viable paladin decks i'm sure 

100% loss rate in the mirror.  i dont know how people get so goddamned lucky

Quote from DamnedSeraph >>

1 more month of that stupid card. I swear it is the worst card in Arena as well. If your opponent has it, you are pretty much fucked.

 What card?

here we are, once again losing the mirror.  i do not believe it is possible for me to win this matchup.

I just wish you could choose your arena rewards. I would literally rather have 5 gold than 45 dust. I don't play this game for dust, I play this game to feed my crippling addiction of finding a shiny yellow card while opening a hearthstone pack. You know what currency doesn't let me do that? Dust.

best part of hearthstone is grinding all day for 2 stars, then losing it all while playing perfectly.

edit: 0-3 while playing perfectly.  good shit.

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I just wish you could choose your arena rewards. I would literally rather have 5 gold than 45 dust. I don't play this game for dust, I play this game to feed my crippling addiction of finding a shiny yellow card while opening a hearthstone pack. You know what currency doesn't let me do that? Dust.

 lmfao but with a mere 1600 dust you can craft it yourself!

You have never been truly screwed by RNGesus until you play against a Shaman who gets 3 (three!!) Pyros and a Grumble from his "random elemental" cards. &Then to top it off when I manage to stabilise, he plays three 1/2 elementals and turns then into legendary minions.

The legendaries he got? 2x Tyrantus and 1x Lich King.

Mental.

i should have played around it, right?

 divine spirit/inner fire needs to fucking be HoF'd. 

Odd paladin in casual, really? 

Quote from NeoJonas >>

People probably don't want to admit they're playing a "Full ****** Deck", so they call it by a different name so it seems less bad.

People could easily refer to those decks like that:

Aluneth Mage: "Face Burn Mage"

Odd Paladin: "Board Spam Paladin feat. Quartermaster"

Even Shaman: "Board Spam + Big Stats Abuser Shaman"

Mecha'Thun Warlock: "AFK Till I OTK Warlock"

 Love this let me add a few:

Big Priest : pray for barnes priest

Aggrobane rogue: how many times do I draw my weapon before you lose rogue

Any reno deck: at turn 6 restart the game, your opponent keep their current hand, manaand health, you keep your current hand and mana. Ft: one copy max per different card.

Jade druid: OG how long can this go on

Mech hunter: you either win or lose by turn 3