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Hello my name is asshole and i play paladin

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2. How is it that ALWAYS when I play control lock, they have EXACTLY THIS 2/2 MIDGET on t5, dark pact on t6 and CONVINIENTLY PULL A FU***** VOIDLORD FROM THEIR ASSES ????????

 Most Control Warlock lists only run Voidlord so it's not luck-but drawing Lackey on 5 is pretty lucky. 

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dear ******** players, please stop telling people what to play in casual. you cannot decide that. if you don't like playing against some decks, just concede. you won't lose anything, right? 

 You just poked a beehive friend.  Why would you play a top tier deck designed to get the highest winrate possible in a casual game mode?  Do you know the definition of casual?  Are you too cowardly to play in the mode where it matters?  It's not called practice mode, stop treating it like that.

 

 It actually is the practice mode. Which other mode would be the practice mode?

  ranked floors.  

 So when you decide to give a new deck a go for ranked you drop to the next floor on purpose? Sounds like a terrible strategy

Kaladin I think most people knew what you meant.  It's an extremely common practice for people to climb to the next floor (the higher one, not the lower one which he for some reason thought you meant) and experiment.

And responding to that guy's point I do not believe that every top tier deck I encounter in casual is someone just "giving the deck a go" before taking it to ranked.  There are so many that the only explanation is they are staying in casual for extended amounts of time.  If the decks were actually hard to play I could understand needing a good amount of practice games, but almost all the top tier decks basically play themselves.  Do you really need practice to know that playing spiteful summoner on turn 6 is basically always a good play if you have at least 1 spell left in your deck?  Do you need hours of practice to make sure your dark pact hits your lackey as soon as it can?

Anyone that plays Retardfull Summoner decks deserves to be raped by horses.

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Fuck fucking Duskbreaker, ******** broken op shitcard and fuck all priest players 

Lost to the same guy, 3x in a row, who was playing Control Warlock... in casual. Each time, perfect curve, fuck me at turns 2 - 4 so I can't get any minions on the board, and then, here's the skull and the god damn voidlords.

Why can't we class-block in casual? Why?

Aaaand another arena run where the opponent druid pulls 2 Ultimate Infestations from his ass.

With 2 Astral Tigers as well to avoid getting fatigue damage.

And that at like 4-2.

Druid had to be.

if there is one thing in gaming i hate the most is when people that win show fake modesty.

whats even worst is when their playing either Spiteful priest or Cubelock. I wish their computer's Would get Ddosed at that point.  Nothing more annoying than assholes who netdeck at ranked 15 Bm emoting. and no...its not showing good sportmanship if you say well played to your opponent if youre the one who wins. Whats even more annoying is when they Emote Well played which is basically saying "I have lethal asshole, i win"

I'm still not sure which requires less brain activity: spiteful priest or retard mage

Go fuck yourself if you play cubelock. NO ONE likes you

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Losing streaks are barley tolerable as it.  At least in wild I'd like to lose to, y'know, some wild fucking decks?

Didn't play today so I am not salty but daily reminder to fuck everyone playing jade druid in March 2018. 

And once more gods of the ladder turn me around on 5 stars of rank 1. Nuff said. Countermatchup 4 times in a row, then after one normal game, and another 4 countermathcups again. I am not even salty. Just sad and kinda empty. I know exactly what it will take another 3 or 4 frustrating tries to get in legend(all will turn into losestreak on last boss of rank 1) before i give up and play only daily quests for rest of the season. Someday i will stop playing this game, i hope.

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Go fuck yourself if you play cubelock. NO ONE likes you

I'm on probably the biggest losing streak I've ever had and I'm just losing my mind. FUCK secret mages. FUCK aggro paladins, FUCK cubelocks, FUCK spiteful and big priests and FUCK anyone who has the best possible opening, curve, topdecks and rng. My rng has been nothing but absolutely fucking terrible lately and I'm fucking sick and tired of this fucking bullshit.

I guess my off-meta wild deck got flagged as being actually good so now the players I am facing are completely different.  Instead of seeing a variety of classes, now it's only cubelock, kingsbane rogue and big priest, all of which happen to have great matchups against my deck.  It's not just the higher rank because just yesterday I was still seeing a variety at the same rank as I am now, but as soon as I came within range of breaking into rank 10 it has been a non-stop wall of bullshit I can't beat, and my winrate from 15-11 which was almost 70% is now barely 50%.