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thank you blizzard for giving priest all the garbage cards.  i dont deserve to have fun.  i deserve to be forced into playing classes i absolutely hate. everyone else's enjoyment comes first.

Tired of reading negative comments about my beautiful community. WTF is wrong with some of you??? Like really, WTF??? :(

Hearthpwn is like a home to me and you people are like part of my family already. Please, never change. :)

my account deserves to be permannetly banned for trying to have fun in casual.

Versing hunter. He plays Jeweled Macaw, I build a board and value trade and play Witch's Apprentice. Next turn get spammed with emotes and he plays the Chameleos which hits my generated Lightning Storm giving him enough tempo to wipe the floor with me. Thanks RNGesus.

every fucking game today were hunters with spellstone ALWAYS on curve with 4 3/3

I get that Blizzard has taken the strategy and thinking out of the game to attract new players and keep them playing. It's a business and I get it. However they don't have to make every game so completely one sided. Either I or my opponent draws perfectly on curve while the other watches with a useless hand. Play the cards on curve, empty your hand, top deck the game winner. 

Remember in the movie the Color of Money when Tom Cruise was explaining how the art was in making it look close? Blizzard could learn something from that. Every game doesn't have to be a complete one sided beat down. Make it interesting for Christ's sake. 

Yesterday evening I started writing down the decks I was facing*.

This is the list over a 90-minute period last night, and 30minutes this morning at rank 15:

Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Mecha'thun Druid, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Deathrattle Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Odd Paladin (really), Hunter.

* Unless otherwise stated, all Hunter decks mentioned are Spell or Secret Hunter. Battles often didn't last long enough to distinguish which one it was.

Healthy game we got here guys. Well done Blizzard.

Finally I see a little bit less brainless fu**ing Zoolock, Odd Paladin or Odd Rogue

But instead of that I get Booooooring stupid Hunters all the time. It's infected with them

Thx Blizzard

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Just came here to blow up some steam cuz of Kaladin.

Whats wrong with u and ur pathetic life? Are u totally isolated and brain damaged or what is the reason u spam every day similiar posts?

Kaladin i literally can picture myself ur fcking ugly face while reading ur dogshit posts. I hope u get the help u need one day and stop be an animal.

 

Merry christmas though,...

 

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LOST TO FUCKING 3 ELEMENTAL MAGES IN A ROW IN WILD RANK 7 LIKE WTF YOU ARE NOT PLAYING WILD CARDS AND YOU GET THERE IM SORRY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!

WELL TAKE THE SHIT JAINA BECAUSE I JUST TECHED IN SOME MORE MILL SO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FUCKING DK (ALREADY MILLED 3 IN THE LAST 4 MATCHES AGAINST THIS SHIT)

FUUUUCK I JUST ACCIDENTALLY CRAFTED A GOLDEN ZOLA WHAAATT THE FUUUUCK I WANTED A NORMAL ZOLA... NOW I DONT HAVE ENOUGH DUST TO CRAFT THE REST OF THIS SHITTY NO BRAIN DECK

Some asshole just messaged me after I beat him with my Odd Quest Warrior deck, saying way to hop on the bandwagon (the deck is tier 1 now, apparently). 

I've never felt more enraged in my life. I've been toiling with this deck/archetype for the past 3-4 months, even when the meta was hostile against it. I've been trying to grind out wins so I could reach 500 wins with Warrior (nearly there!), enduring toxic combo decks like Kingsbane, Mechathun asswipes, and all those fucking Druids that this deck struggles against. I've been ekeing out wins with this deck way before today when it has one of the highest WRs. And I'm a bandwagoner???? I sincerely hope that salty dickhole gets herpes. 

Yesterday some dude from my friends list spectated me for a pack, then he asked If I want to play a friendly game? Ofc I accepted and even offered him to take one of my decks because I like Reno mirrors. He refused and took his own Control Warlock deck which is fine, beat me the first game so I decided to change my deck to something a bit more aggressive. Guess what I was met with next. Fucking Big Priest. I literally conceded after Barnes and he emotes "Well Played", I was so fucking salty I deleted him from my friends list. I cannot fathom how someone can be so fucking insecure that they pick Big Priest in a friendly game. Fuck that dude.

seriously i cant understand why hunter was spared from the nerfs

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I get that Blizzard has taken the strategy and thinking out of the game to attract new players and keep them playing. It's a business and I get it. However they don't have to make every game so completely one sided. Either I or my opponent draws perfectly on curve while the other watches with a useless hand. Play the cards on curve, empty your hand, top deck the game winner. 

Remember in the movie the Color of Money when Tom Cruise was explaining how the art was in making it look close? Blizzard could learn something from that. Every game doesn't have to be a complete one sided beat down. Make it interesting for Christ's sake. 

 totally agree with you, that makes standard so boring... and they pushed the meta so that competitive decks are infinite value generator (cards like Hagatha, dk jaina, dr boom, top tier hunter decks that every turn manage to generate value and hit your face and clear your minions like wtf...) and that, also is preeetty boring rng dependent and kills other decks that eventually leave you empty handed

just once it would be nice to not queue into aggro decks in casual.

Malygos needs HoF

Too many shitty combo decks

45% of my games have been against Hunter the last 2 days....

If you are playing these mindless good for nothing sheeps (you can't eat them -technically- and they can't give you any wool), play Odd Mage, I am 14-1 against these sorry excuse of human players.

40% of all my recent games have been against hunter. always ds rexxar on turn 6-8. having an inspector or two is simply not enough to deal with the constant secrets on top of the 5 12/12. how is any of this fair.

I'm telling you, with Odd Mage

The 1 game I have lost so far was against a Deathrattle Hunter with a God hand.