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People from this community are part of the most ******** and toxic people i know. In forums everyone sucks dick to each other but in game 95% of people emote and bm. I'm not even angry, it's just an honest observation. All of you are pathetic 

 Now just imagine for one minute on national television if your parents were physically forced to reconcile all the obvious reasons they should have considered an abortion rather than burdening the rest of us with your presence.  Imagine the better uses of our tax dollars, and if we applied this logic across the board, how many non-creative HS players we would instantly get rid of.  Just some food for thought, tough guy.  Perhaps instead of calling people names like you're a thug, you should consider how expendable your life is when you act like a tough guy over a video game.  Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest you don't contribute anything meaningful at a societal level. 

 And you contribute a lot, right? LOL.

He's also right. I've come across with 3 Hearthpwn users while playing ladder. I've also made some observations myself:

1- All 3 of them posted on the salt thread, almost daily, about how they hated "cancerous netdecks" and netdeckers are ruining their experience. 2 of them were playing Even Warlock and the other was Malygos Druid.

2- I also realized, they've posted on multiple threads about emotes and BM'ing, and how childish it is to add someone after a game and talk shit to them. Both Even Warlock players added me after the game to talk shit and one of them called me a f.ggot for netdecking... while playing EVEN WARLOCK.

 Oh sure man.  I can get behind that, but the reality is there is no consequence to being a prick online.  You can just do it freely without any restitution.  The first time someone like him is made an example out of, everything immediately gets better.  Forcing these people to apologize for breathing publicly isn't a terrible solution.  Forcing these people to meet those they enact hate toward face-to-face without the anonymity of the internet isn't a terrible solution.  Forcing these people to come to terms with what real power and fear looks like isn't a terrible solution.  Do I think they're implementable? No of course not, but the fact that any of these have sensible value at all should scream volumes about his character as a person.  

 Dude wtf are you talking about? Why are you getting so mad over something in the salt thread? Just move on, man.

Dear Shudderwock players.

I hope you die.

Sincerely everyone.

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Dear Shudderwock players.

I hope you die.

Sincerely everyone.

 

 upvoted.just lost against this type of cancer deck in casual.The guy was even emoting me during the combo.Just wow.

Fucking shit shudderwock fuckers.
Burned shudderwock? Oh no worries, just get hagatha generating double bloodlust you fucking emote spamming wanker.

Just another post complaining about BM because I don't understand it.

Had a very close game against a Hunter. They had lethal next turn and I had no way out, so of course I'm met with a "Greetings, traveler." I say "Well played" and pass, allowing them to perhaps work on a quest or something before they finish me off. Instead, another "Greetings, traveler" with some King Krush BM on top. The game was over. I was trying to be friendly about it. The only purpose that sort of BM even serves is to announce to the other player that you're kind of shitty or, at least, that you conduct yourself in a way that would lead one to believe that's the case. It really does baffle me.

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Just another post complaining about BM because I don't understand it.

Had a very close game against a Hunter. They had lethal next turn and I had no way out, so of course I'm met with a "Greetings, traveler." I say "Well played" and pass, allowing them to perhaps work on a quest or something before they finish me off. Instead, another "Greetings, traveler" with some King Krush BM on top. The game was over. I was trying to be friendly about it. The only purpose that sort of BM even serves is to announce to the other player that you're kind of shitty or, at least, that you conduct yourself in a way that would lead one to believe that's the case. It really does baffle me.

 Don't worry, those are just dungeon dwelling dweebs that probably suck at everything in real life, let them stroke their micropenis a bit since it's their only source of joy

call me crazy but i dont think unbeatable combos should exist.  call me crazy but i think mechathun was a mistake.  call me crazy  but i think some sort of interaction and response makes for a good game.

or im just ridiculously bad and should destroy my entire collection to play aggro.

You're crazy, I mean even King Mukla counters Mechathun priest.

No Blizzard, all the nerfs you conducted were A-OK. Thank goodness you got rid of all those pesky decks that stopped Odd Paladin from being the best deck for an entire year. As a matter of fact: I'm so happy you decided in these latest expansions to print nothing new for the deck, because well, IT DIDN'T WANT OR NEED NEW CARDS ANYWAY. I'm overjoyed that to climb ladder I have to use this deck because your "prideful meta" is so supportive of ingenuity. Wow an overall average 62% win-rate for your wonderful deck!!! Gosh, it's gonna be a shame when it leaves the meta...how will Team 5 sleep at night? Gee I wonder if Paladin is going to be a bad class to play after rotation? I mean, do classes get the opportunity to stay in the meta when they've been ignored and left unchecked for a year of gameplay? Well I guess Warrior isn't top dog anymore...Shaman isn't doing so hot either following rotation from Gadgetzhan...wait do a lot of people still play priest without highlander? Fix your game :)

Sick of the brainless motherfu***rs who keep playing Kingsbane, Zoolock and Odd Paladin.

Go F**K yourselfs…..you don't need to have any skill to play that shit!!!

I will rope you brainless fu**s to the maximum!!!!

I swear to fucking god 2 wins in arena has strictly worse awards than 0 wins.

I just finished a 2 win run and got a Kobold Hermit.

A regular Kobold Hermit.

A common card.

No gold, no dust, not even a golden card. Just a regular common. And a fucking card pack. For 2 wins. Meanwhile at 0 you usually get at least 30 gold.

https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Arena

Fucking bullshit wild, I lost 10 games in a row. Everybody playing combos or Kingsbanetard. Try play combo every deck I faced is aggrotard. Or else people who have aids playing mill decks. So does standard, the only deck I can play is odd face hunter because everybody playing Kingsbanetard nowadays. 

 Dear Santa

For this years Christmas I want nerfs to all 59-65% winrate decks and buffs to dead classes.

Also may odd paladins get cancer.

I really keep thinking about what goes on in the head of someone who use odd paladin in casual and do bm.

 

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I really keep thinking about what goes on in the head of someone who use odd paladin in casual and do bm.

 Lol I was coming for the exact same reason ^_^. 

Dunno, that's weird. I keep thinking that they want to win so bad but are too pussies to go on ranked? Either way they are fucked up somewhere. Oh well the good part is I can tweak my meme decks without losing stars to face the top tier shit. 

EDIT; Errrrr 3 odd pallies in a row in casual? The hell matchmaking?

Fucking Oakheart. Ramp, ramp, ramp... turn 9 while I'm on turn 4(!), and I'm fucked. This is not fair, or fun.

Shitbane killed me at turn 7. Just that.

If you're playing Odd Paladin or Shudderwock Shaman in casual, please do the entire community a favor and uninstall Hearthstone, delete your account, and never play multiplayer online games ever again.