Hearthpwn

Cool expansion, feels great to keep losing against odd paladin with 0 new cards on the list.

Kingsbane is such a fun killer. Who the fuck in the blizzard team thought that giving infinite lifesteal weapon to rogue was a good idea? Go fuck yourself Mike Donais. And fuck you too Dean Ayala. Fucking garbage game designers.

Gotta love when Meme Garbage becomes meta and everyone jams it for the last 4 months its in standard. Expansion just came out and I'm counting the days until Quest Discard Warlock leaves.

This discard lock is CANCER, holy f' way too much fking value. fuck HS. sigh.

Alright, only top tier deck at rank @18 endless value. So fucking stupid like wtf bring back the fuckign aggro meta this shit is so dumb.

Anyways im done with this game until a while already.

there needs to be a true casual mode.  I want to try out the new cards without dying to topdeck double kill command.  please.  i just want to try out the new cards.

Kingsbane pirate rogue from Kripparian is SOFA KING fun wtf. Just came here to say that fucking combo shaman needs to die. Didn't face a shuddershit deck but I almost lost to a shaman that zapped me with two bolts and a totemic slam spell for 23 damage......Man what a shitty deck. Go fuck yourself shaman players. 

During Witchwood the meta was infected with those FU***NG brainless aggro decks.

Now it's infected with Secret and Spell Hunters!!!!!!

Why is everyone playing the same decks!!!!

Are all you FU***NG losers so uninspired???

Go F**K yourselfs

i hate hearthstone.

I hate scavenging hyena i have always hated savaging hyena not seeing it for months(except from the odd built on beast) almost made me forget it existed but playing against a hunter just now and seeing it on t2 and on t3 it being an 6/4.  2 of them no less rekindles my hatred of the card.

I could deal with one but 2 of it is so frustrating.

Both pogohoppers and shadowsteps in the first 3 turns of the game.  With zola.  That means 7/7 Pogohoppers on turn 4.  That's not even what pisses me off.  On turn 4 he plays ALL of his pogo hoppers on the board without any reserve in hand or deck.  All I needed was two naturalize and his god draw would have been completely nullified by his idiotic plays.  It was almost as if this guy was actively trying to find the one way to lose.  Shit plays not punished FeelsBadMan

JFC, I've been playing for 3 hours for 1 win. Just give me the fcking 10g so I can buy my p0ack and go

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Quote from Belzzzz >>

Yeah, sure ... just play your 2017 Big Priest and your 2016 Aggro Shaman on the first week of the new expansion. It's alright.

 Well I do play big priest, but hey I have two new cards! Woohoo! I wanted to goof around with homebrew pirates rogue but I keep facing Spell Hunters... So...

Been a while since I complained, but god DAMN.

In the Brawliseum, I played as a big mage against a Mech Warrior. He had played both his Brawls, and I went for the fatigue game, which I would win.

I played Dragoncaller Alanna, which got me 6 5/5 dragons and her own 3/3 body. Even though both his Brawls are gone, he gets the 7 armor hero power and is able to clear my last threat with Armor flurry. Hindsight, I should have waited 1 turn. But, I'd still win in fatigue.

Except he gets Elise the Trailblazer, which got him another Elise, which got him another Elise WHICH GOT HIM ANOTHER ELISE

I hate rouges. When I play them - Shit. When I face them - always get the best draws, curves and value! -.-

Quote from Justice171 >>

Been a while since I complained, but god DAMN.

In the Brawliseum, I played as a big mage against a Mech Warrior. He had played both his Brawls, and I went for the fatigue game, which I would win.

I played Dragoncaller Alanna, which got me 6 5/5 dragons and her own 3/3 body. Even though both his Brawls are gone, he gets the 7 armor hero power and is able to clear my last threat with Armor flurry. Hindsight, I should have waited 1 turn. But, I'd still win in fatigue.

Except he gets Elise the Trailblazer, which got him another Elise, which got him another Elise WHICH GOT HIM ANOTHER ELISE

 Welcome to fuckstone where you can expect the most unexpected.

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED KINGSBANE. ANTI FATIGUE HEAL FOR FUCKING 15 EVERY SINGLE TURN, FUCK OFF BLIZZARD YOU STUPID CUNTS

I agree. That motherf***er who designed that card needs a billion kicks in the nuts. By every HS player on the planet except those Kingsbane abusers. They must stand in line and are next. Fucking most op shit card in the game. Probably will never get a nerf.

"fun and interactive": (noun) when the opponent has a turn one 6/4 in stats. 

The best thing about the salt thread is hearing people that play odd Paladin complain when they lose when games go longer than turn 4