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To all those that keep complaining about  how uninteractive and unhealthy for the game Combo Decks are.... I just lost against one of those infinite armor Warriors and even though I kept playing for like 25 minutes the game was effectively over the moment I realized what I was up against because any kind of Control Deck has no chance whatsoever to beat stuff like that.... So even though half the playerbase seems to hate them I'm really glad stuff like Rin,Shudderwock and Exodia exist to keep crap like that in check....  #FuckDeadMansHand

Where are all those Zoo/Odd Paladin that are supposed to be my preys? All I seem to get are goddamn Odd Warriors and games take ages.... 

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Can someone please explain why all the worst BMers of this fucking game are French? No offense, I'm French myself, but whenever I meet an emote spammer or a "That's incredible!" it's always a French speaker at the end.

 Don't know man, the most toxic people I've ever faced were all Russians

Golden hero ✓

Legend card back ✓

Big priest ✓

How can you not hate these people? 

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Anyone that doesn't think that the RNG is manipulated in this game needs their head examined. Try copying one of those 80-90% win legend decks that the streamers play. You'll find that for some reason you don't win 80% of your games with it. They always seem to get pretty amazing draws. Regular players not so much.

 Have you considered they might be making better mulligans and early plays / resource management so the draws just seem better? Not insulting your skill level, just saying you can't pick up a deck for the first time and make optimal mulligans and plays with it.  There is literally no reason to suspect draw RNG is manipulated so that people who stream can win more.  

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 I merely wonder one single thing: is there any gullible individual in HS community that doesn't believe the match making is not rigged. After I switched to OTK mage from odd pally, I encountered literally zero druids and a few shudder shaman which was the total opposite while I was playing paladin.

 So they rigged the other person to win and you to lose just to spite you? Why do they have a personal problem with you winning games?

You're better off playing odd pally against shudderwock to be honest.  I play a lot of shudderwock and i've never lost to any kind of OTK mage, where as odd pally is one of the rougher aggro decks.

 You clearly don't understand that this is a business. If you had a basic understanding of statistics you would be able to tell that there is nothing random about the game. If you went into a casino and every hand either you or the dealer got blackjack, wouldn't you start to suspect that maybe it wasn't chance? Way too many perfect draws to be random. That is me as well as my opponent. I win as many spoon fed no brainers as I lose.

They have a stated goal of a 50% win rate. RNG and matchmaking is manipulated to achieve this. The game is not rigged against any one player - it is rigged against all players. 

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Anyone that doesn't think that the RNG is manipulated in this game needs their head examined. Try copying one of those 80-90% win legend decks that the streamers play. You'll find that for some reason you don't win 80% of your games with it. They always seem to get pretty amazing draws. Regular players not so much.

 Have you considered they might be making better mulligans and early plays / resource management so the draws just seem better? Not insulting your skill level, just saying you can't pick up a deck for the first time and make optimal mulligans and plays with it.  There is literally no reason to suspect draw RNG is manipulated so that people who stream can win more.  

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 I merely wonder one single thing: is there any gullible individual in HS community that doesn't believe the match making is not rigged. After I switched to OTK mage from odd pally, I encountered literally zero druids and a few shudder shaman which was the total opposite while I was playing paladin.

 So they rigged the other person to win and you to lose just to spite you? Why do they have a personal problem with you winning games?

You're better off playing odd pally against shudderwock to be honest.  I play a lot of shudderwock and i've never lost to any kind of OTK mage, where as odd pally is one of the rougher aggro decks.

 You clearly don't understand that this is a business. If you had a basic understanding of statistics you would be able to tell that there is nothing random about the game. If you went into a casino and every hand either you or the dealer got blackjack, wouldn't you start to suspect that maybe it wasn't chance? Way too many perfect draws to be random. That is me as well as my opponent. I win as many spoon fed no brainers as I lose.

They have a stated goal of a 50% win rate. RNG and matchmaking is manipulated to achieve this. The game is not rigged against any one player - it is rigged against all players. 

 

 Please provide a source, not haresay, not a friends uncles cousins aunts nephew. Some proper data analysis.

I worked for a company that also used games of chance and they were strictly audited.

I am so done with ranked, haven't seen Kingsbane decks for 3 hours while I was playing decks that can actually beat them, now I change to Renolock to actually play the game seriously and I face 3 in a row, literally fuck this bullshit game and this bullshit company

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Can someone please explain why all the worst BMers of this fucking game are French? No offense, I'm French myself, but whenever I meet an emote spammer or a "That's incredible!" it's always a French speaker at the end.

I say this as an American who has known a lot of French people and who worked briefly in the French education system.

Your educational system and culture that teaches you you are only good if you are smart.  Also that you are probably not very smart, so you are expected to work hard to make up for it.  Even if you are smart, you are still expected to be perfect every time.  If you aren't perfect, you'll be treated like all the other stupid slobs.

Thus, French players get off on any chance to feel superior, because they have learned that being superior is the best, but that they are not superior.  

TL:DR: French people have an inferiority complex because of their educational system.

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Bli$$ard sto e-mail me about your new shit expansion. I have no intention of returning in a bs game.

the result of losing a 75% chance, twice.

i regret my entire life.  i hate myself.  i wish i was dead.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???? CANT I HAVE A NORMAL CASUAL GAME????

What's with every single deck I'm up against getting perfect draws and perfect mana curves? What are they doing that I'm not? What's their secret? Sucking the turds out of their fathers assholes? Sacrificing virgins to whoever is the lead developer now? Like seriously when will I ever draw well? When will I ever play on curve every turn like the decks I'm up against? Why is every single deck in Wild Big Priest, a netdecked tier 1 Standard deck or some ancient shitty boring deck that prolongs the game and sucks all the fun out of it until the specimen behind the deck managed to collect all pieces of Shitsodia and doing a "funne and epik" OTK? Why do they always emote after it but refuse to greet me at the start of the match? 

DR Hunter vs Elemental Mage. Mage at 7 HP no taunt or water elemental in board, I had King Krush ready to play. 

1. Top Deck acolyte

2. The only elemental with taunt is Tar Creeper 

3. Pings the Acolyte

4. Pings the Acolyte with the 2 mana spell.

5. Top deck (15 cards remaining) --> Tar Creeper

GG

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What's with every single deck I'm up against getting perfect draws and perfect mana curves? What are they doing that I'm not? What's their secret? Sucking the turds out of their fathers assholes? Sacrificing virgins to whoever is the lead developer now? Like seriously when will I ever draw well? When will I ever play on curve every turn like the decks I'm up against? Why is every single deck in Wild Big Priest, a netdecked tier 1 Standard deck or some ancient shitty boring deck that prolongs the game and sucks all the fun out of it until the specimen behind the deck managed to collect all pieces of Shitsodia and doing a "funne and epik" OTK? Why do they always emote after it but refuse to greet me at the start of the match? 

 Funny, since Blizzard doesn't like combo decks. 

i am a bad person and i regret my life choices.  its my fault that i draw poorly and my opponents do not.

i am a bad person and i deserve this.

i am a bad person and i deserve to lose

a good person would play around 2nd hex, after opponent just played 1st hex, having drawn only half the deck.

but i am a bad person and i deserve to lose.