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Gotta love Weaponized Pinata. The only reason a Deathrattle Priest won against me was because it gave him Tyrantus which he cubed for infinite value/dinosaur action. One of those days …

what is it with people that play druid and deliberately rope every single turn, absolutely pathetic.

If I'm outplayed in a cool way?  All good.

If I can't get into a game due to a bad draw?  Unfortunate, but I'll roll with it.

But when I have Lethal in hand, when I watch my opponent make a play I can handle, then the client crashes, and when I only log back in time to play half my stuff, rope, and make no attacks?  Oh **** that.

I'd held Earthen Might and Al'Akir the Windlord for maximum burst out of hand, and instead just dropped Genn Greymane.  My opponent played double Vulgar Homunculus, perfect for clearing out with a 5-attack Windfury Charge minion, which I just happen to have in my hand.  Disconnect.  A lack of time, and my opponent taunts up further, then Gul'Dan's up after that, and a game I had a winning hand for turns to ish.

Ranked down from it, too.

You want to know something I don't get about this thread? There are thousands of players perfectly content with playing meta decks like Token Druid, Quest Rogue, or Deathrattle Hunter. Yet, we never ever hear them complain here. So do the people here bitching about ranked decks make up 1% of the playerbase? Surely, it can't be a majority since that wouldn't make sense with everyone playing tier 1 decks but complaining about other decks. 

I know this has been said 1000 times, but here goes 1001. Fuck Druid. Token, togwaggle, malygos, it’s all the same deck with maybe 7 cards different. I don’t even care about the next expansion because druidstone is going to be meta until rotation. Fuck Druid.

why didnt this summon a demon?

plays tess rogue on ladder

queues into odd rogue in three consecutive matches

i wish i was fucking dead.  i hate myself more than aanything else. 

I am looking forward to the day massive swing cards that singlehandedly win the game rotate. Kathrena, cube, guldan, oakheart, spellstones - it will be sweet.

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absolutely my fault.  i should have played around it.  i regret my life choices and i sincnerely wish i was dead.

 Am i missing something here? Play Malfurian, play the 1 mana copy dudes to copy your 1/5 taunts and go face with Tyrantus... you could be in a winning position.

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why didnt this summon a demon?

 What the fuck

Shudderwock makes me want to uninstall. Every time it goes off for 100000 damage gain 100000 health, freeze everything, return it 9 times for 1 mama I turn the game off. No conceded, just power down and come back tomorrow.

It is my fun stopper.

I don't mind being OTK'd but I don't like a decent tempo deck just destroying me for not playing some aggro deck.

Also, running Standard Shudderwock decks in wild? Then you can go right to hell. 

I needed that.

https://hsreplay.net/replay/NiQvqLAgWRKrdctHswZeCR

if anyone was curious, and this is going to be a pretty big shocker, netdeck control warlock with rin is actually quite strong in casual.

go fucking figure.

Just spent the absolute worst time of my day day trying to complete daily q (1 win with Shaman and Play 60 druid cards).

I figured net deckin even shaman and naly druid would be manageble, but oh my sweet lird was I wrong!?! That fucking shaman deck is listed as tier 1 on hearthstonetopdecks! I lost two ranks straight up from lvl 3 and I hate even shaman so much I will never touch it again. It doesn't have ANY strong plays and gets steamrolled by anything! I guess my mmr dropped so much I was pitted against rank 5 murlock mage which I ended up winning.. I literally would like to vomit.

Neither did I win a single game with that druid either (thanks maly at bottom 2 and perfect curve deathrattle hunter the next game).

It is an apalling system to have "daily quests". It forces people to come back each day for a dose of some reslly unhappy feelings. Please god make selling accounts a real thing within blizzards terms and I will sell this piece of shit at the very second!

So, since getting my last Boomsday legendary in a pack, I decided that I'd keep count of how many packs it takes until I get my next one. I'm F2P, so there are PLENTY of legendaries for me to still get.

After grinding away at my quests, 3 win bonuses and that free arena run we were given, I managed to get a pack with a legendary in it after 37 packs! (Bear in mind the pity timer is 40 packs...)

The glowing yellow card staring at me. I licked my lips and excitedly revealed the fruits of my labor!

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Harbinger Celestia

Lich King in general seems like a good card, but it's pretty useless in reality. By the time you can play it, your opponent always has enough cards and mana to one-shot him, so you're lucky to get one draw off him and then he's dead (so the Taunt is useless too). Overvalued card, IMO.

Shudderwock is such an obnoxious card. I'm tempted to dust my golden one out of spite.

from now on, if you're not playing an aggro face deck, you're not allowed to call yourself a good hearthstone player.  any deck guides that arent' aggro will be reported for spam. 

Why is deathrattle hunter so damn powerful? It doesn't matter how powerful or good my deck is, they just clog up ranked and stop me from playing my custom decks, man. I just can't deal with it.