Hearthpwn

Some of us, (including me) are going to grind the excruciating cancer ladder again,to get legend this month too..And some of us woke up today,won a game and  were legend,cause of a stupid bug...Thanks again blizzard..

God damn you alcohol for making me misplay due to rage.  Fucking face hunter has me at 1 hp and puts a secret up and starts spamming well played at me and I attack with a random minion because i "know" it is explosive trap and it's wandering monster and I missed lethal by 1 because of it.

Mmm, roping net deckers in casual. So fun. So fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im so fed up with this doomguard shit... like 25 oth damage  summoning like 30 mana of stuff with 1 card...and the worst thing is im more happy with enemy getting a 9!!!! NINE!!!! Mana card over a 5 FIVE mana card how in the world is this shit balanced???!

Why didnt they remove this shitty charge card into HOF... no ofc Coldlight and Molten giant nobody cares about had to go because reasons.

I dont wanna play mindless aggro decks but i cant beat fucking 1000 Doomguard lock.

Merf this shit or give me a class ban option...i swear to good if tournament mode has no class ban i fly to the US and commit actual murder...

Even when you have the tools to deal with things like doomguard and voidlord it can still be impossible to win if they manage to dark pact even one of them.  I devolved a doomguard and a voidlord and hexed another voidlord but didn't have the second devolve or hex when he played the last doomguard and of course he has the perfect umbra+cube+dark pact combo in hand.  Them taking coldlight out was a direct fuck you to anyone who plays shaman.  That is the only way I stand a chance against warlocks.

Sometimes it feels like ladder matchmaking is 50/50.

Bravo Blizzard you broke ladder again while I was on my way to 10. Lets just hope they don't take 8 hours to fix this

I don't think a better scroll of wonders is possible. 

I faced a wide range of stupid cocksucker tryhards in casual today, but most of them I trashed with a non meta garbage Lilian Voss Rogue deck.  Are people so pathetic that they take Big Priest and Aggro Druid decks to casual and and get raped my trash their decks? It’s sort of salty, sort of “haha bitchass you suck so bad you can’t even beat me with your T1 copy-paste deck” 

These are the losers I add and ask how do they feel they got whipped playing their “OP” trash lol

I never feel like so much of a loser as I do when I play this game. Seriously. Hurts my fucking self esteem. Its like if I can't even succeed at this stupid child's card game how can I ever expect to succeed at anything in my life? Fucking depressing man.

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I faced a wide range of stupid cocksucker tryhards in casual today, but most of them I trashed with a non meta garbage Lilian Voss Rogue deck.  Are people so pathetic that they take Big Priest and Aggro Druid decks to casual and and get raped my trash their decks? It’s sort of salty, sort of “haha bitchass you suck so bad you can’t even beat me with your T1 copy-paste deck” 

These are the losers I add and ask how do they feel they got whipped playing their “OP” trash lol

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Quote from MProdigy >>

I faced a wide range of stupid cocksucker tryhards in casual today, but most of them I trashed with a non meta garbage Lilian Voss Rogue deck.  Are people so pathetic that they take Big Priest and Aggro Druid decks to casual and and get raped my trash their decks? It’s sort of salty, sort of “haha bitchass you suck so bad you can’t even beat me with your T1 copy-paste deck” 

These are the losers I add and ask how do they feel they got whipped playing their “OP” trash lol

 

 Good morning. Most of the ****** cocksuckers wiht top tiers in casual emoting at you are those that when found in a public place they are mostly ignored from everyone or those staying in little groups offending other people for no reasons.Those are also the stupid,and arrogant children crowding the decks in this site with the "legend" word inside upovoting it and spamming it as soon as they see a new one on the front page.mostly putting luls, and umad as every answer inside of them.
however,homebrews with a bit of experience always beat those ******,internet warriors.They have no brain,afterall.

Allll I see on standard ladder is Cubelock, Dudeadin and Secret Mage. Are THAT many people so fucking sad and desperate? I just despise every pathetic little cunt running any of those netdecks. The only things I hate more than the people playing those decks are rancid dog shit and Ben Brode. This game is such absolute shit. Never spend money on it.  

Like with cancer, no solution.

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Allll I see on standard ladder is Cubelock, Dudeadin and Secret Mage. Are THAT many people so fucking sad and desperate? I just despise every pathetic little cunt running any of those netdecks. The only things I hate more than the people playing those decks are rancid dog shit and Ben Brode. This game is such absolute shit. Never spend money on it.  

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I never feel like so much of a loser as I do when I play this game. Seriously. Hurts my fucking self esteem. Its like if I can't even succeed at this stupid child's card game how can I ever expect to succeed at anything in my life? Fucking depressing man.

ranked is still unplayable. -_-

can we please nerf cubelock thanks

If I was a spotty virgin who only stopped masturbating to stroke the emotes, I'd jump on standard ladder and play the same Cubelock deck all the other compulsive jerkers are playing and Id call myself PWNZ or something like that. Sure hope that username isn't taken.

I'm still completely convinced certain people rope over obvious shit, just because that way they unconsciously feel as if they're making difficult decisions.

80% Secret Mages in Brawl... Fucking funny Blizzard... HOW ABOUT YOU LOOK AT THE DATA AND FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT?!