Deathstalker Rexxar - Taunt your dying opponent by saying "Lookit mah zombeasts." (Lose tempo, proceed to lose game unless RNG Jesus blesses you with poisonous or Bearshark creatures)
Aluneth - Draw four cards every turn, and commit suicide against a milling opponent.
Skulking Geist - Battlecry: Instantly frustrate rogues, priests, warriors and shaman by eliminating key 1-mana cards. Jade druids? Not so much.
Excess Mana - Draw a card for using a now-worthless mana gain spell at 10 mana, since someone at Blizzard likes druid a bit too much. (Were this a card for any other class, you wouldn't get jack)
Bonemare - Battlecry: Your F2P deck may defeat a Tier 1 deck with legendary card back. (Requires a minion ready to attack.)
The Caverns Below - 20% chance to have you opponent to concede on play, 66% chance to have the perfect mulligan when using this deck. (Numbers nerfed in patch. We hope)
Galvadon - Battlecry: Adapt five times and have Natalie Kibler's song stuck in your head as you proceed to have heartbeak, no matter how you adapt and protect the last kaleidosaur.
Rin - Taunt and Deathrattle: Receive a chain of expensive spells and minions that eventually destroy your opponent's deck. Only works against AI opponents and dungeon runs.
Master Oakheart - Battlecry: Instantly summon three 1-2-3 attack minions whose battlecry you would need in this match.
Spiritsinger Umbra - Activate a minion's deathrattle instantly. If placed in your deck, will never be availble with minions you would combo with.
Yogg-Saron - Battlecry: Spend 10 mana to watch a minion instantly commit suicide.
Deck of Wonders - Place 5 5-mana cards in your deck that will result in you or your opponent going WTF when drawn.
Frost Lich Jaina - Gradually recover your health and cause your opponent to freak out over anything with an elemental tag.
Baron Geddon - At the end of each turn, deal 2 damage to all. If placed in a Frost Lich Jaina deck, this card becomes Reno Jackson.
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Feel free to share your interpretations of what cards actually do when you play them!
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It's the best one i have seen so far. No description is more accurate than this.
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Well, here's three.
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Spiteful summoner should read "Reveal a spell in your deck and summon the worst statted minion for that cost"
Evolve: Transform all your minions into bomb lobbers doomsayers mayor noggenfoggets and big time racketeers
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Deathstalker Rexxar - Taunt your dying opponent by saying "Lookit mah zombeasts." (Lose tempo, proceed to lose game unless RNG Jesus blesses you with poisonous or Bearshark creatures)
Aluneth - Draw four cards every turn, and commit suicide against a milling opponent.
Skulking Geist - Battlecry: Instantly frustrate rogues, priests, warriors and shaman by eliminating key 1-mana cards. Jade druids? Not so much.
Excess Mana - Draw a card for using a now-worthless mana gain spell at 10 mana, since someone at Blizzard likes druid a bit too much. (Were this a card for any other class, you wouldn't get jack)
Bonemare - Battlecry: Your F2P deck may defeat a Tier 1 deck with legendary card back. (Requires a minion ready to attack.)
The Caverns Below - 20% chance to have you opponent to concede on play, 66% chance to have the perfect mulligan when using this deck. (Numbers nerfed in patch. We hope)
Galvadon - Battlecry: Adapt five times and have Natalie Kibler's song stuck in your head as you proceed to have heartbeak, no matter how you adapt and protect the last kaleidosaur.
Rin - Taunt and Deathrattle: Receive a chain of expensive spells and minions that eventually destroy your opponent's deck. Only works against AI opponents and dungeon runs.
Master Oakheart - Battlecry: Instantly summon three 1-2-3 attack minions whose battlecry you would need in this match.
Spiritsinger Umbra - Activate a minion's deathrattle instantly. If placed in your deck, will never be availble with minions you would combo with.
Yogg-Saron - Battlecry: Spend 10 mana to watch a minion instantly commit suicide.
Deck of Wonders - Place 5 5-mana cards in your deck that will result in you or your opponent going WTF when drawn.
Frost Lich Jaina - Gradually recover your health and cause your opponent to freak out over anything with an elemental tag.
Baron Geddon - At the end of each turn, deal 2 damage to all. If placed in a Frost Lich Jaina deck, this card becomes Reno Jackson.