So before I go fully into this, I'mma share a quick list of my choices for the Choose Your Champion thing Blizzard's had for a while
2017 Summer Games Pavel
2017 Global Games South Korea
Shanghai Spring Championship Rdu
HCT Winter Championship Pavel
At this point, I honestly can't recall any other Choose Your Champion initiatives (I THINK there was one during The Grand Tournament's release field, but I can't recall shit from back then), but....there's a very clear, obvious pattern here: Every champion I ever chose lost on their first bracket. And in one of them, they lost even before they managed to hit the big ones.
Now normally, you'd expect me to get kinda salty about this - and truth be told, after the second time I kinda was - but now I have realized something magnificent! I have a POWER!
Within these hands of mine....lies the power to rewrite providence itself! I now have the DIVINE AUTHORITY to CHOOSE who wins and who loses! Or....at least....who loses. It is a DIVINE POWER nonetheless! Within this IRON FIST (no, not that one) I hold retribution itself, the power to crush the dreams of the hopeful. And with great power comes great franchising opportunities.
While I'll work on that last bit a bit later, there's no doubt that holding onto this power myself is greedy, selfish and VILE. Just yesterday I went around the comments section, PARADING and boasting about how Pavel will lose just because I voted for him...and true enough, he lost in his first bracket. I was like a C-grade villain, with a half-impressive power and a crappy costume. So I decided! Rather than hoard this to myself and lord it over everyone else and just piss them off...I will SHARE IT!
From now on...whenever Blizzard has a Choose Your Champion campaign, I will hold a CHOOSE YOUR LOSER campaign! It's exactly what it says on the tin - you guys tell me who you want to LOSE, and I will vote for them! Simple as that. Whether it's the most popular, the least, some random fool thinking about getting fresh, it doesn't matter! Their loss is guaranteed with but a click of my cheap mouse!
Now....you might ask yourself what do you get out of this? Not a damn thing. Well...other than sheer satisfaction of robbing a bunch of people of free packs! Because, let's be honest....for the past who-knows-how-many choose-your-champions, that's the only consolation I ever got to have. :<
So instead of a lone C-grade supervillain, let's form a B-team!
So before I go fully into this, I'mma share a quick list of my choices for the Choose Your Champion thing Blizzard's had for a while
2017 Summer Games
Pavel
2017 Global Games
South Korea
Shanghai Spring Championship
Rdu
HCT Winter Championship
Pavel
At this point, I honestly can't recall any other Choose Your Champion initiatives (I THINK there was one during The Grand Tournament's release field, but I can't recall shit from back then), but....there's a very clear, obvious pattern here: Every champion I ever chose lost on their first bracket. And in one of them, they lost even before they managed to hit the big ones.
Now normally, you'd expect me to get kinda salty about this - and truth be told, after the second time I kinda was - but now I have realized something magnificent! I have a POWER!
Within these hands of mine....lies the power to rewrite providence itself! I now have the DIVINE AUTHORITY to CHOOSE who wins and who loses! Or....at least....who loses. It is a DIVINE POWER nonetheless! Within this IRON FIST (no, not that one) I hold retribution itself, the power to crush the dreams of the hopeful. And with great power comes great franchising opportunities.
While I'll work on that last bit a bit later, there's no doubt that holding onto this power myself is greedy, selfish and VILE. Just yesterday I went around the comments section, PARADING and boasting about how Pavel will lose just because I voted for him...and true enough, he lost in his first bracket. I was like a C-grade villain, with a half-impressive power and a crappy costume. So I decided! Rather than hoard this to myself and lord it over everyone else and just piss them off...I will SHARE IT!
From now on...whenever Blizzard has a Choose Your Champion campaign, I will hold a CHOOSE YOUR LOSER campaign! It's exactly what it says on the tin - you guys tell me who you want to LOSE, and I will vote for them! Simple as that. Whether it's the most popular, the least, some random fool thinking about getting fresh, it doesn't matter! Their loss is guaranteed with but a click of my cheap mouse!
Now....you might ask yourself what do you get out of this? Not a damn thing. Well...other than sheer satisfaction of robbing a bunch of people of free packs! Because, let's be honest....for the past who-knows-how-many choose-your-champions, that's the only consolation I ever got to have. :<
So instead of a lone C-grade supervillain, let's form a B-team!