Hearthpwn

I was sitting in the bath the other day and this thought came to me:

Imagine a Tavern Brawl or something where ALL RNG is guaranteed to go 100% perfectly. Whenever a player draws a card, that card is the best card that could possibly be drawn. Whenever a minion or spell has a random effect, the effect is whatever its controller wants it to be. In this scenario, what would the best decks in the game be? Is there a deck which would flat-out dominate, or would a rock-paper-scissors meta emerge?

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A couple top contenders easily spring to my mind...

Aggro Druid would have extremely strong early turns that would be difficult to stop. A guaranteed double Innervate into Bittertide Hydra or similar presents an enormous amount of pressure during the early turns while being able to draw Savage Roar at will enables consistent burst to close out games.

Mage, however, can put up an extremely effective fight against Druid with Mage's notorious RNG effects which now are the strongest cards in the game. Primordial Glyph not only provides any Mage spell the Mage wants but can also find itself infinitely to trigger Mana Wyrm or other spell synergies infinitely. Ice Block and Frost Nova will without fail show up at just the right time and Arcane Missiles becomes the most efficient cheap removal in the game. Servant of Yogg-Saron and Yogg-Saron, Hope's End are flat-out "I win" buttons.

What decks do you think would be the champions in this scenario?

Imagine every Piloted Sky Golem dropped a Piloted Shredder which then dropped a Millhouse Manastorm...

Quote from Chidori98 >>

Manawyrm Otk would probably rule the meta. Infinite Glyphs.

Against other decks you could dedicate the rest of your deck to be a quest/freeze mage that activates the quest with just a single glyph.

But how do you or even the Ai decide which is the best draw before hand? The best draw depends on situation. Sometimes you need heal, sometimes you need removal. How is the AI supposed to know that. I don't think the technology exist.

Quote from TheHiddenNinja >>

You get to pick which card you draw, by looking at you're entire deck.

I'd also assume that if you play a babbling book, you look at all of the mage spells and choose which one you need. Of course, Pavel would have no need for this.

youd never made it to turn 5 to play elise against perfect aggro players hands.