Hearthpwn

Being a demonic demon frog, my favorite snack is saltly humans. So tell me, what was the angriest/saltiest time you've been and tell me what you said or did. For me i just got fed up with all the rng and shamans so i broke my headphones and stopped playing for almost 4 months. 

So this was back at the beginning of MSoG I was trying to make a viable jade Rogue doing ok and made it to rank 10 or so then faced off against 5 or 6 other jade decks and couldn't draw a single jade generator just my synergy cards and draws while they just kept pumping out more and more jades.

So after my latest loss I took a deep breath, counted to ten and had a smoke. None of these managed to calm me down so I closed hearthstone went for a walk. Found my self at the local park where a couple kids were playing hearthstone on their phones. Sure enough I see the playing jade decks. So I took the first kid by his underwear and thew him in the pond. The Second kid made a break for it so I chased hI'm accross the park before tackling him to the ground.  I then hung him up by his shirt in a tree.

Then I walked home and got drunk. Played later that day. Seemed like my rng had balanced out so I was good the rest of that night.

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So this was back at the beginning of MSoG I was trying to make a viable jade Rogue doing ok and made it to rank 10 or so then faced off against 5 or 6 other jade decks and couldn't draw a single jade generator just my synergy cards and draws while they just kept pumping out more and more jades.

So after my latest loss I took a deep breath, counted to ten and had a smoke. None of these managed to calm me down so I closed hearthstone went for a walk. Found my self at the local park where a couple kids were playing hearthstone on their phones. Sure enough I see the playing jade decks. So I took the first kid by his underwear and thew him in the pond. The Second kid made a break for it so I chased hI'm accross the park before tackling him to the ground.  I then hung him up by his shirt in a tree.

Then I walked home and got drunk. Played later that day. Seemed like my rng had balanced out so I was good the rest of that night.

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So this was back at the beginning of MSoG I was trying to make a viable jade Rogue doing ok and made it to rank 10 or so then faced off against 5 or 6 other jade decks and couldn't draw a single jade generator just my synergy cards and draws while they just kept pumping out more and more jades.

So after my latest loss I took a deep breath, counted to ten and had a smoke. None of these managed to calm me down so I closed hearthstone went for a walk. Found my self at the local park where a couple kids were playing hearthstone on their phones. Sure enough I see the playing jade decks. So I took the first kid by his underwear and thew him in the pond. The Second kid made a break for it so I chased hI'm accross the park before tackling him to the ground.  I then hung him up by his shirt in a tree.

Then I walked home and got drunk. Played later that day. Seemed like my rng had balanced out so I was good the rest of that night.

 Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, whenever I'm about to win and I lose to a ridiculous Yogg-Saron, Hope's End. I begin speaking to myself like I'm a Twitch streamer. That way I can pretend other people agree with me when I call bullshit.

Anytime you get BMed after somebody pulls a game out of their ass with some lucky bullshit.. I don't care about the RNG effects.. It's part of the game.. But to BM like you actually outplayed me is shitty.. Or when someone playing the current cancer deck BMs you

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 I'm a little hurt you don't believe me.

I really did try to make jade Rogue work I can give you the list I ended up with by the end of it. Would that be proof enough for you?

Nothing in particular, just losing about 5 or 6 games in a row. Makes you extra pissed

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So this was back at the beginning of MSoG I was trying to make a viable jade Rogue doing ok and made it to rank 10 or so then faced off against 5 or 6 other jade decks and couldn't draw a single jade generator just my synergy cards and draws while they just kept pumping out more and more jades.

So after my latest loss I took a deep breath, counted to ten and had a smoke. None of these managed to calm me down so I closed hearthstone went for a walk. Found my self at the local park where a couple kids were playing hearthstone on their phones. Sure enough I see the playing jade decks. So I took the first kid by his underwear and thew him in the pond. The Second kid made a break for it so I chased hI'm accross the park before tackling him to the ground.  I then hung him up by his shirt in a tree.

Then I walked home and got drunk. Played later that day. Seemed like my rng had balanced out so I was good the rest of that night.

 Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, whenever I'm about to win and I lose to a ridiculous Yogg-Saron, Hope's End. I begin speaking to myself like I'm a Twitch streamer. That way I can pretend other people agree with me when I call bullshit.

 I'm a little hurt you don't believe me.

I really did try to make jade Rogue work I can give you the list I ended up with by the end of it. Would that be proof enough for you?

I generally don't get salty and if i start feeling tilted i just change games.But if i were to recall something then it would be a casual game in the previous meta.I was playing a yolo renouce darkness warlock and i faced a pirate warrior,Of course he killed me at turn 6.He then tried to add me and i rejected him(i always squelch and reject friends unless the game is in legend rank).Then he tried to add me again.Again i rejected him.Well after insisting for 30 whole minutes (no i am  not exaggerating) i finally added him to see what the hell he wants.And as soon as i added him he wrote something like this''Get rekt noob,i totally fucked you,unistall idiot'' and other insults  that i dont remember.Well the  fun thing is i was legend 2000 or something and he was rank 12...I couldn't decide whether it was funny or annoying.I was just  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I generally don't get salty and if i start feeling tilted i just change games.But if i were to recall something then it would be a casual game in the previous meta.I was playing a yolo renouce darkness warlock and i faced a pirate warrior,Of course he killed me at turn 6.He then tried to add me and i rejected him(i always squelch and reject friends unless the game is in legend rank).Then he tried to add me again.Again i rejected him.Well after insisting for 30 whole minutes (no i am  not exaggerating) i finally added him to see what the hell he wants.And as soon as i added him he wrote something like this''Get rekt noob,i totally fucked you,unistall idiot'' and other insults  that i dont remember.Well the  fun thing is i was legend 2000 or something and he was rank 12...I couldn't decide whether it was funny or annoying.I was just  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When I accidentally opened League of Legends instead of Minesweeper.

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When I accidentally opened League of Legends instead of Minesweeper.

Losing to (yet another) Pirate Warrior during Msog. I was so tilted I hit my phone. 

Ever since, when I lower the brightness of my phone to its minimum the screen flickers like a madman. 

When two games in row 1 win from rank 5 I lost to taunt warrior because he hits face with hero power vs 5+ minions when I have lethal next turn, that made me mad. 

I don't remember what the circumstance was but I know one time I got so mad that I stopped playing for months (In the middle of the GvG era) and when I came back, TGT was coming to a close (I didn't even know about the expansion until I logged in randomly one day) and League of Explorers was about to launch. Whatever happen, it REALLY pissed me off.