Ever wanted to give those meta-breaking decks a taste of their own medicine? Ever wanted to summon a board full of Voidlords against a Cubelock, Counterspell that Secret Mage into oblivion, Devolve that Shaman's minions into Wisps, slap that Rogue with her Kingsbane, or Consecrate that Paladin's board? Now you can!
Disclaimer: only click the above link if you have a sense of humor. Also, based on the responses, it seems like some people didn't catch that this is more of a joke deck than a real meta-breaking deck. So in case someone feels they've been wronged for spending 2 seconds clicking a link that made them chuckle, you've been warned.
Jokes apart, Grand Archivist will never cast Cataclysm on your turn, at least not for your opponent ;)
Indeed: GA activates at the end of "your" turn; aka theirs. Unless I'm missing something, they'll get to use Ransom before it happens.
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Behold, foolish interlopers! I am commanding this mortal to spread the will of the Scourge throughout the interwebs, encouraging you to seek out me, Archlich Kel'Thuzad! Now coming to you as the tenth class of Hearthstone!
I am a finalist in this Class Creation Competition, so if you could give it a look I would be greatly appreciative <3
You're probably right. Also, realistically, this will require too much mana to pull in 1 turn, and I don't expect the opponent to sit still while you're doing something this sketchy.
Also, based on the responses, it seems like some people didn't catch that this is more of a joke deck than a real meta-breaking deck. So in case someone feels they've been wronged for spending 2 seconds clicking a link that made them chuckle, you've been warned.
problem here is that the idea would be cool, but you should be able to make it work, otherwise it's just a clickbait ;)
I would place in the deck a couple of Burgly Bully to get as many coins as possible. you play your first part of the combo as you described, and then the next turn you play Lorewalker Cho + all your coins to fill your opponent's hand, then you go for King Togwaggle and you kill the Silver Vanguard. Kind of expensive and hard combo, but at least the memes are for real!
another card that you could use to fill your opponent's hand is Coldlight Oracle, but you would need a coin for playing the combo.
I couldn't figure out if it's better to post it here or general, seemed like since this was a deck discussion and some viable deck could potentially come out of it, this forum seemed more appropriate. If that's not the case, feel free to move it.
The deck will actually work just fine. I know everyone is saying that archivist will only work after your opponents turn but I think that that was the intention of the deck. You give your opponent silver vanguard then next turn you play togwaggle and then your opponent trades his vanguard into your togwaggle and he pulls archivist and then gets screwed.
The deck will actually work just fine. I know everyone is saying that archivist will only work after your opponents turn but I think that that was the intention of the deck. You give your opponent silver vanguard then next turn you play togwaggle and then your opponent trades his vanguard into your togwaggle and he pulls archivist and then gets screwed.
this deck is not even meme deck it is just bad with unrealistic combo (archivist discarding opponents hand) so there is no cleverness or irony in calling it meta breaker or even bragging about anywhere
If you're playing wild, you can use Loatheb to address the 2nd one, as you're likely to be pulling off this combo before opponent's turn 10. This, however, exacerbates the 1st problem, as you now need 5 more mana for the combo. Destroying or overloading enemy crystals is not a Warlock mechanic, but if there is a card for that, that would make this actually viable.
As far as mitigating the first problem (of not having enough mana), adding Summoning Portal to the deck, to be played the turn before may be able to fix that.
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Ever wanted to give those meta-breaking decks a taste of their own medicine? Ever wanted to summon a board full of Voidlords against a Cubelock, Counterspell that Secret Mage into oblivion, Devolve that Shaman's minions into Wisps, slap that Rogue with her Kingsbane, or Consecrate that Paladin's board? Now you can!
Introducing Tier 0 deck I just came up with: https://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/1047594-tier-0-super-meta-deck
You're welcome.
Disclaimer: only click the above link if you have a sense of humor. Also, based on the responses, it seems like some people didn't catch that this is more of a joke deck than a real meta-breaking deck. So in case someone feels they've been wronged for spending 2 seconds clicking a link that made them chuckle, you've been warned.
I came here as a skeptic and left with a laugh:)
Idk about ironically branding this as a meta-breaker, I think it is a pretty cool meme-deck in it's own right!
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Jokes apart, Grand Archivist will never cast Cataclysm on your turn, at least not for your opponent ;)
Behold, foolish interlopers! I am commanding this mortal to spread the will of the Scourge throughout the interwebs, encouraging you to seek out me, Archlich Kel'Thuzad! Now coming to you as the tenth class of Hearthstone!
I am a finalist in this Class Creation Competition, so if you could give it a look I would be greatly appreciative <3
You run Coldlight Oracle... The deck is OP... Because only op meta breaking cards are moved to Hall of Fame!
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You're probably right. Also, realistically, this will require too much mana to pull in 1 turn, and I don't expect the opponent to sit still while you're doing something this sketchy.
I couldn't figure out if it's better to post it here or general, seemed like since this was a deck discussion and some viable deck could potentially come out of it, this forum seemed more appropriate. If that's not the case, feel free to move it.
This is fantastic, hilarious concept just a shame it wouldn’t work. Bravo anyways though bravo!
The deck will actually work just fine. I know everyone is saying that archivist will only work after your opponents turn but I think that that was the intention of the deck. You give your opponent silver vanguard then next turn you play togwaggle and then your opponent trades his vanguard into your togwaggle and he pulls archivist and then gets screwed.
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this deck is not even meme deck it is just bad with unrealistic combo (archivist discarding opponents hand) so there is no cleverness or irony in calling it meta breaker or even bragging about anywhere
Jokes aside, since several posters are talking about viability of this deck, the 2 main hurdles the current version are:
If you're playing wild, you can use Loatheb to address the 2nd one, as you're likely to be pulling off this combo before opponent's turn 10. This, however, exacerbates the 1st problem, as you now need 5 more mana for the combo. Destroying or overloading enemy crystals is not a Warlock mechanic, but if there is a card for that, that would make this actually viable.
As far as mitigating the first problem (of not having enough mana), adding Summoning Portal to the deck, to be played the turn before may be able to fix that.