Hearthpwn

 Patron Dark Ooze Mage!

Works fun with Duplicate and Echo of Medivh. Withs some Iuck aIso with Unstable Portal.  On turn 8+ with yourseIf second card. AIso uItimate combo, doubIe Illidan Stormrage with Emperor Thaurissan. Hope you Iike it!

"Son of Shakes O'Breen, father of the Blackwater Tuna Melt."

Pirates should have a pirate ship :)

Edit: Lowered the attack stat and changed the wording a bit. Hope it's more balanced now :)

Edit2: Removed the Pirate tribe, as advised - like Ship's Cannon is not a Pirate itself...sticking to counting ALL pirates still.

My entry for this week... the mighty (if you choose to make it a 4/5...) Felbeast!

And the minions it transforms into:

 Note that in beast form, dealing 4 damage to your hero is not a battlecry, so as a rogue (or any class with Youthful Brewmaster, etc.) it is possible to return it to your hand when it is on low health and play it again, as a 3 mana 4/5.

My submission! Give it a like if you enjoy!

When Played: Show me what you're made of!

When Attacking: COWARD!

When destroyed: Gah! Come on!....

 Just a finisher in a possible Hunter's Pirates deck. Drawback is huge but imagine: even with 2 weak 2-attacks Pirates on board you gain +8 damage/turn. 8-mana combo-wombo on empty board: 2 Southsea Deckhands + Glaivezooka + Power of Ahab = 16 damage (with 1 Southsea Deckhand = 10 damage)

Here is my card:

Shaman Beast :P

Flavour Text: "Shamans really, really wish they had pets that weren't just stuck to the ground."

*into

Token:

here is mine :)

Flavor : "Murlocs don't have any use for their shiny gold. Murlocs use sticks as weapons and their bare skin as "armor". Am I the only one seein' profit or what ?"

When summoned : "It's gold-makin' time !"

When attacking : "Hey, send THEM instead !"

When destroyed : "Brankruptcy...Already..?"

Giving +1/+2 : "I hope you like takin' hits."

Giving +2/+1 : "Show'em !"

Everything is in the flavor text : Why hasn't anybody thought about selling things to murlocs ? They have nothing yet we loot gold out of them ! The weapon/armor selling theme fitted warrior the most.

Behold the ultimate combo machine!  You will get any of the Bananas from the Banana Tavern Brawl: Bananas, Big Banana, Deviate Banana, Rotten Banana

"The most fearsome captain in the history of the Defias Brotherhood uses the most horrifying weapon: a cooking pot.  For some reason, lots and lots of bananas jump out of there..."