Introduction: First and Foremost. This is a class that I made while Drunk. I do not care if any of it is balanced. It was Specifically designed to be a Joke Class. I Chose not to waste the time on using a card generator for this class, partly because I have shitty internet and partly because this is entirely a joke class.
Without farther ado:
Drunken Brewmaster
Hero Power:
2 mana: Randomly rearrange the board. (opponent minions stay on opponent's side, your minions stay on your side)
Minions
1-Cost
Coin Tosser
1/3
Whenever a friendly random effect is triggered gain +1 attack
2- Cost
Drunken Blacksmith 2/4 At end of turn, give a random minion +1 health or +1 attack, chosen at random.
Introduction:
First and Foremost. This is a class that I made while Drunk. I do not care if any of it is balanced. It was Specifically designed to be a Joke Class. I Chose not to waste the time on using a card generator for this class, partly because I have shitty internet and partly because this is entirely a joke class.
Without farther ado:
Drunken Brewmaster
Hero Power:
2 mana: Randomly rearrange the board. (opponent minions stay on opponent's side, your minions stay on your side)
Minions
1-Cost
Coin Tosser
1/3
Whenever a friendly random effect is triggered gain +1 attack
2- Cost
Drunken Blacksmith
2/4
At end of turn, give a random minion +1 health or +1 attack, chosen at random.
Goblin Sapsipper
3/3
Battlecry: Deal 3 damage randomly.
3-Cost
Table Flipper
0/5
At the end of your turn: return a random minion to it's owner's hand
Drunken Knife Tosser
2/3
Whenever you summon a minion, deal 1 damage to either your opponent's leftmost or rightmost minion, chosen at random.
4-Cost
Cho's Drunk Cousin
0/4
Whenever a spell is cast put a copy of it into a random player's hand.
4-cost
Confused Bodyguard
0/5
Taunt. This minion's attack is always equal to the Combined attack of Adjacent minions.
5-Cost
That Shady Guy
4/6
50% chance to hit the wrong enemy
6-Cost
Rule Monger
3/5
Whenever a random effect targets an enemy, gain +2/+2
8-Cost
NERFington
Battlecry: All cards in both player's hands cost 1 more to play. (this effect lasts rest of game) (Sound Clip: "You've been nerf'd" )
Spells:
1-Cost
Unlimited Brews.
Randomly deal 1 damage to a minion, Return this card to hand at end of turn.
2-Cost
Party Foul
Randomly give the "Spilt Brew" debuff to 4 minions
Loaded Deck!
Shuffle 2 "Cheat!" cards into your deck
Hey Check this Out!
All minions with the Spilt Brew debuff take 3 damage.
3-Cost
Hey Hold My Brew!
Drunken Brewmaster gains: +4 attack this turn
4-Cost
Small Tables
Randomly rearrange the table, then destroy the left and right most minions on both sides.
5-Cost
I Can Hit That!
Choose One: Left or Right:
Left: Deal 4 damage to the left most minion, 50% chance to hit and Adjacent minion instead
Right: Deal 4 damage to the Right Most Minion, 50% chance to hit an Adjacent minion instead
10-Cost
Do Over!
Set all player's life to 30 and restart the match. Shuffle a "Cheater's Never Win!" card into both player's deck.
0-Cost
Cheat!
When you draw this card, Discard it and Draw 3 Cards. Shuffle a "Cheater's Never Win!" Card into your deck.
Cheater's Never Win!
When you draw this card, you lose.
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