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This Week's Finalists

Competition Theme: The Ideal Minion Body

You may not like it*, but this is the theme for this week. Thanks to BMcGill for the theme for this week! Here we go...

• You must create a minion who deals damage based on it's health, rather than it's attack. This is what perfection looks like.
• Furthermore, you are allowed to have a minion (not a spell, weapon, etc.) give another minion this ability.
• Your card may phrase this however you feel best exemplifies this, but the phrasing we suggest is "This minion's Health is used to deal damage." We are leaving it open this time, so as long as it deals damage based on Health, however you want to do that, we're supporting it.
• Examples: Lightspawn (We know it's not clearest example, but it's there).

We have calculated the 8 entries with the highest scores!! 
Check out all the finalists below and vote in our poll (vote for as many or as few as you like) to help decide the winner and be sure to check back after the poll finishes for the announcement of the winner and the start of a new theme!

Phoenix isn't entirely sure what happened during this comp, so he went and DQed himself.

Here are my quick reviews. My overall impression for this week is that many people struggled with balance so I was more lenient and gave more positive reviews to both good cards and those I thought were cool and could be good if balanced correctly. 

Mach-O-Bot: This is a 2 mana 4/4. With pseudo-charge from Magnetic. Enough said.
Cunning Tank: One of the better balanced ones. I mentioned in the Discussion Thread it was sort of like an alternate Tar Lurker.
Tough Guy: At first I thought this was an even more broken than your first concept but then I more carefully read it. Turning your *entire* deck into Lightspawns is a very peculiar effect. Unfortunately, though you made a good attempt to make this effect work, I think it is still far too oppressive. Being able to summon 1 mana 3/3's and 2 mana 4/4's is way too much for any opponent to handle.
King Mechagon: Deadly Shot + a 0/8 body for just 1 more mana that threatens to do it all over again? Nope.
Bellybouncer: Excellent card. Solid, can see play in a few niche constructed scenarios, and a very, very strong arena card.
Ruby Drakonid: One of several copies of this effect submitted this week. At 4 mana, it is a little steep and the 2/6 statline is a bit meh, but it is a Dragon, and therefore, it will see play.
...Druid of the Moon: Well. The mods were all rather busy this week so this name slipped through. Do not use this kind of language in future submissions. We will disqualify you. That aside, 4 mana 2/5 Spell Damage +2 is fine, 4 mana 2/3 cast Arcane Missiles is a bit weak. I would also argue the effect of dealing damage based on Health is shoehorned in on this card, since Druid will handbuff once in a blue moon, so this card may as well say "cast 3 Moonfires".
Lantressor of the Blade: At 6 mana, this is less of a combo card and more of a neutral Bloodlust/Savage Roar if you build a deck around it. Also has the niche use of potentially making weakened enemy minions a lot less effective. Not bad at all.

Congratulations to MrBurger!