United in Stormwind Cards List & Guide
Huge congrats on the win. You deserved it. Now it is time for your flavor texts.
Only a legendary warrior can pull it out.
That's when we uncover, cover, cover.
I think it does more than just slap.
It helps mutated turtle warriors.
It's just a shout away.
Ridiculous. Guards are never safe.
He's a literal "smash" brother. He's got to be included at some point.
When you go to the Skeletal Hospital.
My earthshake brings all the boys to the yard...
But would this work against an Earth Elemental?
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Wait, what am I describing here?
What else do you expect a shovel to do?
It could be a rolling stone?
Harrison Jones looked at it glimmer with gold as he could only say "that belongs in a museum."
Excuse me, my sword fighting skills are a little bit "rusty".
I don't think I want to know what's behind door number 2.
"We're not quite sure what this is a fossil of. But it's apparently somehow still alive."
Of course, she could always lead you right to a trap.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why is my reflection so strange... ball?"
This is what happens when you don't clean your nose.
They never set their alarm to the right time.
He's trying to preserve enough iron to make a suit. One that can fly and shoot rockets.
Long ago, the four elements lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the fire hand attacked.
Always 360 no scope. Always.
Little do we know, Rejan's real name is Arthur.
Journey to Un'Goro
Mockingbirds should be pretty easy to find. They make music for all of us to enjoy.
Okay, now you're just making up words.
Stalagmites are hard and pointy. I don't think stomping on them is a good idea.
That is not green.
My stick! Don't touch!
A Tortollan Trapfinder can discover anything. It can even discover a Tortollan Trapfinder.
They tell tales about how they told tales about telling tales.
All the animals already found it.
As soon as he played Babbling Book, we could hear everyone's reaction from miles away.
Knights of the Frozen Throne
I see your N'Zoth, the Corruptor, and I have one word for you.
Global warming. Even in Northrend.
I wouldn't call it "immortal" when it only has 2 Health.
Protecting partplates everywhere.
He's building a wall, and the elves are going to pay for it.
Equip it with an Ice Rock, and maybe it evolves into Glaceon.
No infinite loop?
Works part time as the Tavern Resolidifier. We need one after each Tavern Brawl.
"You've been turned into a fossil, but you're not resting in peace. Now, you serve me for the rest of your eternal lives."
As in "great tooth"?
Kobolds and Catacombs
After crafting Millhouse Manastorm, I don't think I would trust this guy.
Plucking treasure. It's not what it sounds.
You're telling me that a shield with spikes on it has 0 Attack?
Goblin merchants searching for more,Seeking riches the gem could store,Blind to curses it would bestow,And while they rot their coffers grow
Teaching classes about net profit.
So, finding Quel'delar is as easy as that?
I'm getting paid extra for this, right?
They'll never know what him em'. When I hit em' high, hit em' high, hit em' high. And you hit em' low, hit em' low, hit em' low.
Known by everyone else as the "Meme-o-stone."
I don't know why he's hoarding The Runespear. Nobody wants that thing anyway.
The curse is that it still dies to Earth Shock.
(a leftover from when the card was originally named "Shrill Banshee", did you really have to change it?)
Reward: 1000 Gold, and I promise I won't bite you.
Reno is afraid of the woods.
Drop the S.
As if the guy who named Dark Wispers wasn't bad enough.
That's just called an hourglass.
Try saying that 10 times fast.
"Damph, nothing here."
Got a job moderating the Arena forum, but it's hard to do that and manage the woods at the same time.
The Boomsday Project
So many dead hands here.
People reportedly sometimes feel sick after using it.
Quick to make a decision.
"Do you need a hand?" - Well, now I do.
Customary to have at every Hearthstone game to ensure no one cheats.
When time is moving too slow... Just snip it.
Only the freshest.
I found... Deathwing? Hidden underground, yet still alive?
Using him to find Quel'delar sounds like a good idea, until you realize he has other priorities.
Those dang creepers.
(a leftover from when the card was originally called "Lose Supplies", did you really have to change it?)
It's hard to hear him from inside the trashbag, but he's trying to ask you "how long can this go on?"
Ages like fine wine.
A self-deprecating Spirit.
Self harm never does anyone good.
This card is garbage.
You might find Anub'arak. Or at least his cousin.
Still, watching Murlocs fight underwater is pretty cool.
Clearly he's using the Imperial Luck enchantment.
Jani is the God of Garbage. He's only happy when it rains.
"He did a pretty lazy job of fixing my weapon. 3/10. Would not recommend."
Obtain this staff and become THE SUPREME ARCHAEOLOGIST!!!
Yes, I'm pretty sure they hear his call. Stop asking.
One down, 3 to go!
I didn't realize that you changed the names of Shrill Banshee (Bolting Banshee) and Lose Supplies (Sate Hunger), and the flavor texts involved those names, so I couldn't do much. Hope you liked them.
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Haha, these are great! Thanks for the effort you put into these.
Congrats on the win.
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