Hearthpwn

This Competition's Finalists

Competition-Specific Restrictions:

• You must choose one of the winners from Season 8, and write the flavour text for that card!
• You must also include the image of the card you're writing flavour text for.

We have whittled down ~15 valid entries to just 6 of the community's favorites. 
Check out all the finalists below and vote in our poll (vote for as many or as few as you like) to help decide the winner! If you didn't get in, make sure to check in tomorrow when we start mini competition 2 of 7!

"Yo mama's so fat, Bloodreaver Gul'dan can't summon any demons because she occupies the whole board." CheesEtc	Ice Bucket Challenge (Gone Wrong) Wailor
When he nods off, they think he's just nodding. TheProgenitor	Unlike common belief, Augmented Elekk will not double your victory rewards, just your effort. ImDaMisterL
Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Orange, Purple. ThisOtherGuyTox	Whatever he pilots becomes the sworn enemy of the Teenage Evolved Rogue Tortolans. NiRaSt

More than any other theme, the Flavour Text mini-comps are the most subjective and based on personal taste.

And with that said, "Good Listener" and "Glacial Skin" are the only ones I personally find myself voting for, being good jokes told in a punchy way without glut. The rest are either too wordy, not that funny, or both.

Quote from Wailor >>

I'm not a native speaker and I don't get the flavour of Good Listener, mostly because I don't know the difference between "nod" and "nod off". According to Google Translate, both mean the same thing :/

 "Nod" means to lightly bob your head up and down, the common physical expression to say Yes. "Nod off" means you've fallen asleep: if you were to sleep in a chair such-that your head was facing forward like a normal standing position, your head would nod up and down as you breathe; hence the expression.

English is a pain :/

Congrats to our winner! The next Discussion Topic is up now.