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Hey same happened to me. I get redirected to a strange html page and double posted too... weird

In Brussels in Belgium there is a very famous fountain. A boy pees very cold water and is sometimes dressed in costumes. So I came up with this idea according to the famous quotation from Shakespeare "To be or not to be".

Any thoughts on this card? (Going to add proper capitalization to it later.)

Quote from RazorOfArtorias >>

I have this couple.

 That's technically a double-entry; you would have to go with just one of them.

What do you guys think of this card?

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I like this theme! It's been a long time I haven't participated in this contest, but I'll give it a try. English's not my first language, so my puns are simple. :-) Anyway, the cards are surely not well balanced. I welcome your advice.

My first idea, a pun with Ragnaros' line: By Fire Be Purged!

Then, I tried with some twist on Twisting Nether, but I don't think either of these cards really works.
 
The Priest one is just the opposite of Twisting Nether and the mage one basically freezes minion in time, allowing them to survive. But I've got the feeling that neither of those cards can be practically used.

Anyway, my last idea is this one, because I miss Spare Parts:

I've made this card a Rogue one and it gives yet another tool for tempo rogues. I don't think it's too unbalanced because you still need to pay 1 mana for each of the spare parts and if your hand is already full, it doesn't really help.
I hesitated to make it randomly cast spare parts on random friendly minions, but that didn't seem interesting.

The phrase "nightmare fuel" is used to describe pictures, art, etc. that are super creepy, terrifying, or gross. In this instance, Xavius - Lord of the Emerald Nightmare - is using his Armor as literal fuel for his rage/Attack. Gameplay-wise, Nightmare Fuel acts as a closer for someone with extremely high Armor. This pushes Armor-heavy Druids away from fatigue-based Control setups, decks that usually take forever to end the game.

Idea: A 10 mana warrior spell named "The Mechnificant One" Draw 4 Mechs from your deck and summon them as one minion. (So if you draw somehow 4 annoy-o-trons you will summon it as 1 4/8 mech with taunt and divine shield). I am on my phone at work now, will make this card later when I am home.

Idea: A 10 mana warrior spell named "The Mechnificant One" Draw 4 Mechs from your deck and summon them as one minion. (So if you draw somehow 4 annoy-o-trons you will summon it as 1 4/8 mech with taunt and divine shield). I am on my phone at work now, will make this card later when I am home.

I'm worried that newer players might not get it, but this is the best I could think of:

Quote from ColinthePyro >>

I'm worried that newer players might not get it, but this is the best I could think of:

 Well we know who one of the wildcards will be @shadowsofsense

Oh god why are we doing this? Welp I guess I'll join in since I'm already dead inside.

Landloc'd Murloc: Obviously it's the word landlocked but with the k gone. Wanted to make a little dual class card because why not? That way it can be used for both Murloc, AND pirate decks!

Break a Leg: Do I really need to explain this one?

Max Pain: This is obviously a reference to the Max Payne video game series. The card art even reflects this as the Blood Elf Hunter with the guns is falling back in bullet time firing, just like Max Payne does. Wanted to give Hunters a really good late game board clear. Let me know what tweaking I should do to it.