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This Competition's Finalists

Competition-Specific Restrictions:

• You must choose one of the winners from Season 7, and write the flavour text for that card!
• You must also include the image of the card you're writing flavour text for.

We have whittled down ~20 valid entries to just 9 of the community's favorites. 
Check out all the finalists below and vote in our poll (vote for as many or as few as you like) to help decide the winner! If you didn't get in, make sure to check in tomorrow when we start mini competition 2 of 7!

"The most clever trap is to leave a single gold coin in an empty room, and let the adventurer's paranoia do all the work." linkblade91	Sharing is caring... results may vary. Fortify
"My pet is hibernating" is the fancy way of saying "I misplaced my Frost Trap" SWGolgoth	From the Nether's Heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spend my last health on thee. CecilHoshino
Never look a Grift horse in the mouth. Cogito_Ergo_Sum	... Phoenixfeather
"Griftah be the Giftah" Demonxz95	When you enter a Thai brothel. CheeseEtc
I picked up the needle of life. I worked hard for nearly four months, for the sole purpose of infusing life into an inanimate body. T'was one in the morning, as I saw the dull purple eye of the creature open. Dear God! How can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe? It opened its mouth and devilish sounds emerged - "I'm in Charrrge now". Kovachut

Quote from Kovachut >>

U serious?

Even I wouldn't vote for my card.

 To be fair, it's one of those flavor texts which you start to wonder where it goes, but then at that last line the punchline kicks it. I think that's why people like it.

Quote from Kovachut >>

 

[edit] I mean, I don't want to sound ungrateful, but you could have spared yourself some space and effort. I wouldn't have minded that.

 "One of these entries is not like the others" lol :P

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Just to chronicle, my votes were for linkblade91, because I love a good joke about RPG tropes (tabletop or computer), SWGolgoth, because it's probably just the funniest, and Corgito, because it's probably just the punniest.

(Although gotta give Kovachut props; the set up's a mite long, but goddamn that was a good punchline, and I do love a good literary deep cut)

Congratulations to Phoenix, whose masterful use of the period button defeated me. The second mini-comp will be up momentarily.

There was a weird delay, but the second Mini-Comp has finally appeared.

Seriously doesn't that deserve a trophy just being able to do that?

Nice win btw. 

Quote from Demonxz95 >>

I would just like to point out to Pheonixfeather, that Team 5 has pretty much already used the same joke: Vanish.

 He realized that and changed his original entry - empty space - to an ellipses.