Works like Jaraxxus, equips a 4 dmg weapon but with only 6 durability. The hero Power turns into: Randomly choose two minions, they cant attack each other. If only one is on the Battlefield, destroy it.
Fairly Balanced. Allows some milling process, some Fisting (of the Jaraxxian sort), some Tiny Eviling, and works very well with void crusher (allows crushing of voidwalkers!) Comparable to silver hand regent; is much better but spamming hero power as warlock isn't generally the best pursuit *unless you have taunts or heals to keep you safe*. Is able to inspire-kill enemy walker then have their walker. Is low mana cost but has inspire, so it can be used in slower or faster decks as it can also stall games. Sticks with the lore of Eredar Diabolists for summoning voidcallers.
Instead of Warlocks summoning Demons, he decided that Warlocks should summon Warlock Demons that summon Demons. He also overcomplicates flowcharts.
IMPORTANT: If your game lasts for more than 5 turns after using ViAggro, seek help immediately.
Face Hunters, ever had trouble finishing a game off? Are those old Classic cards just not cutting it in today’s meta? Maybe you’re running out of juice after the early game? ViAggro is what you need! ViAggro turns even the most sluggish of minions into a SMOrc’s dream! Unleash your beast upon your foe’s face! Guaranteed to end the game with an explosion! With ViAggro, you’ll never face the embarrassment of erecting a dysfunctional face deck again!
HOW TO USE: Apply liberally while attacking face, twice per game. Can be used as a finisher. Must have a minion in play before using. Avoid playing while you control minions with good Deathrattles or ongoing effects (e.g., Haunted Creeper, Leokk). For optimum use, play while you control weak minions that have already attacked (e.g., Spectral Spider).
SIDE EFFECTS: May cause excessive BM in your opponent. Squelch or spam Well Played as needed. Other side effects may include premature victory, streaks that last for more than 5 games, or lupus.
NOTE: Not a substitute for Animal Companion. Animal Companion provides board presence on an empty board and sometimes gives something other than Huffer, without destroying an existing minion.
WARNING: Do not use if you are a control player or plan to become a control player in the near future.
Alexstrasza the life-binder 8 cost 5/5 Battlecry: Give both heroes "Deathrattle: Resummon this Hero with 15 Health."
i realize giving a hero deathrattle may rub some the wrong way but i ask that all be open minded in new, interesting gameplay experiences. i mean bosses have that ability so why not allow player heroes to take advantage of it too?