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1. Mecha'thun  - this card is barely viable but noobs see "win the game" on the card and dust the whole collection for it. Its kinda funny seeing people use druid like its miracle rogue and expecting it to win so keep up the entertainment noobs

2. Baku The Moon Eater - this card is crazy powerful, which is why noobs base their entire decks around it, and they can win with it too, but if you have a real collection baku is a vibe kill when deck building. This card is a gimmick but an effective one , good if u have no other legends but leeroy, which is clutch for noobs

3.  Dr. Boom, mad genius - i bet u warriors think ur so cool when u get that one game out of 4 that u actually win using this card. News flash warriors been trash basically ever since warsong commander got its final nerf.

4.  The Lich King - okay this card was the shit back in the day but after big priest got nerfed/rotated out i havent found  too much use for it outside of taunt druid. People run it for budget decks tho which is why it gets wrapped in with the noob cards

5.  Wizbang The Wonderful - this card is fun, and i use it now and then when im bored, but it is like made for ppl with no collection. Its almost impossible to get ranked wins consistently, so you cant go on win streaks with it and keeps ppl who use it way back in the rankings and maybe crafting bad cards because wizbang makes them look good

Are you a noob?

April Fools ended already mate.

If satire, you gotta make it a little more obvious. If it's serious, there's a salt thread for you to go to.

Call some friends and have a beer instead of wasting time writing lists...

This definitely makes the Top 5 of the most pointless threads I've ever clicked on in this forum.

Very informative post. You certainly have a point about Mecha'Tun's use by the noobs. After all, it's clear it has no viable decks that use it, and if it doesn't win games, what's the point? And of course Baku is a noob card as well because it wins too many games too easily, which is why noobs flock to it. On the other hand, I have to agree that Doctor Boom is also a noob card, because who would ever want to play warrior? It never wins, which is why Noobs love to play it. Lich King is also a noob card because it used to be good, and as everyone knows, noobs always use cards that used to be good in the past. And no doubt Wizbang is a noob card, it was basically made for them! That's why Wizbang sucks and Blizzard made a mistake printing it and letting noobs have a fun and reasonably viable way to play new decks.

Alright im really really interested right now. What made you so salty to not make this in salt thread instead eh?

I am sure, you sir are a troll.

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Alright im really really interested right now. What made you so salty to not make this in salt thread instead eh?

 I was about to say the same thing lol

THANK YOU!! I knew there were other reasonable people out there. I agree with basically each elaboration you made on the cards

You sound like a person who used all of these in your decks but you just never won with them so you hate losing against them.

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You sound like a person who used all of these in your decks but you just never won with them so you hate losing against them.

 thats me against every big priest i lose to

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Alright im really really interested right now. What made you so salty to not make this in salt thread instead eh?

 Lost to a greymane mechathun warlock 20 mins ago hahaha

10 years old detected... There is no problem to be young, but there is no reason to make posts like these. Where are you getting with that?

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10 years old detected... There is no problem to be young, but there is no reason to make posts like these. Where are you getting with that?

Trying to have fun?

Lol this is just funny. I agree with mecha’thun, and baka the mooneater. However you make it a complete joke when you say king is a noob card, that’s like saying rag was a noob card before HoF. Try wild my friend and then get back to me with an improved list.

Now I understand your avatar.

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10 years old detected... There is no problem to be young, but there is no reason to make posts like these. Where are you getting with that?

Trying to have fun?

'Fun' at the expense of others would literally be the definition of a 10 year old's maturity, to say lack thereof.

How dare you not include supreme overlord of all that is good and righteous Leeeeeeroy. I am offended.