Hearthpwn

As the title says, you can post your Gonk opening here, or just let out all the inner hat. I am sad to say that I was one of the Gonked as well.

i rarely get legendaries anyway gettink Gonked pretty hurt.

Gonk is the sleeper

#$%#$% I just Gonked too :(

I just got Gonked and immediately popped on here to see if anyone else shared in my pain.

I'm not exaggerating, I've been gifted EVERY bad legendary since they've started with it. The Runespear? Check. Duskfallen Aviana? Check (though my first 10-card pity legendary was Splintergraft at least!...). Flark's Boom-Zooka? Check (though I'm hoping it sees play with some new hunter support). Nozdormu for a free dragon? Check.

Gonk? Well, of course, check. Hope he fits into a deck as a sleeper, which he might, but still isn't the pull you want.

I too just got Gonked without consent.

I just hope my GF gets a decent Loa, since she is F2P. If she gets Gonked as well it'll be sad.

Truly a Gonking to Remember.

Well...

I was Gonked.  Then awarded 2 Spirit after said gonking.

Dude!  I just got Gonked!  In fact, DOUBLE GONKED!!!  And not the way you think, either!

Just playing Whizbang in casual first day, testing out the new recipes and whatnot.  I play a Druid, may also be on Whizbang, because his deck list seemed very Whizbang-ish.

Anyway, the guy plays Gonk, attacks and breaks Twig, plays Floop for a second Gonk.  He keeps attacking my minions and killing them with both Gonks in play and 5 damage per blow.  Next thing I know he's cleared my board and swings face about EIGHT FREAKIN' TIMES!!!  Dude... Gonk's extra hero attacks STACK?!?!?!?!?

Now THAT is getting truly Gonked!  I know it's highly situational, but against an Aggro/Zoo opponent if you either use Twig or Florist to play Gonk and Floop... HOLY BUCKETS!!!  I just sat there looking at my "Defeated" screen for a few minutes, unsure of what actually just happened.