Love the name. Damn, the problem is, that we can't enrage it, since any spell that targets this minion, will kill it. Wp, devs, wp. I am an idiot. Ok, nvm. I am thinking on whether priest, shaman, druid or/and mage wants it.
For now I am calling it a pack filler. A mage can ping it, but then they could just use Cosmic Anomaly.
the absolute dream which obviously i know won't happen but you have 6 pirates out, the dagger that grants rush with one charge left, and an enemy minion with 1-2 damage you play spellzerker attack with weapon attack with spellzerker prep cannon barrage prep cannon barrage for a total of 70 damage (just from spell) by my count.