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I'll start.

This bad boy perfectly counters Explosive Runes, eating the full damage immediately after Runes is played.  If it's not immediately dealt with, it has the best stats of any 4-drop in Standard.  You should normally get two for one card value easily, and it stops any tempo deck dead in their tracks.  Why everyone is not running at least 1 of these is beyond me. 

Omega defender?

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I'll start.

This bad boy perfectly counters Explosive Runes, eating the full damage immediately after Runes is played.  If it's not immediately dealt with, it has the best stats of any 4-drop in Standard.  You should normally get two for one card value easily, and it stops any tempo deck dead in their tracks.  Why everyone is not running at least 1 of these is beyond me. 

 Is it Harbinger Celestia?

Sure your card may give you a two for ones easily, but you are clearly forgetting the strongest two drop in the game, dealing 3 damage to anything of your choice! The day of controlling the board with minions is gone as long as this dude will always clear the board, not to mention his strong stat line. Honestly surprised he wasn't nerfed in the past as he easily clears any 1 and 2 drops.

Also, this is a pretty nice idea, like the name a card game but requires a loooooot more thought.

Edit: Oh god this issue is going to occur in this game too. I'll just keep my question since sevault didn't put one up, sorry about that.

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Quote from Kaladin >>

I'll start.

This bad boy perfectly counters Explosive Runes, eating the full damage immediately after Runes is played.  If it's not immediately dealt with, it has the best stats of any 4-drop in Standard.  You should normally get two for one card value easily, and it stops any tempo deck dead in their tracks.  Why everyone is not running at least 1 of these is beyond me. 

 Is it Harbinger Celestia?

Sure your card may give you a two for ones easily, but you are clearly forgetting the strongest two drop in the game, dealing 3 damage to anything of your choice! The day of controlling the board with minions is gone as long as this dude will always clear the board, not to mention his strong stat line. Honestly surprised he wasn't nerfed in the past as he easily clears any 1 and 2 drops.

Also, this is a pretty nice idea, like the name a card game but requires a loooooot more thought.

Edit: Oh god this issue is going to occur in this game too. I'll just keep my question since sevault didn't put one up, sorry about that.

 Correct, my dude Harbinger Celestia.

Is yours Medivh's Valet?  IDK because that card's actually good.

Nope it's an older card than the Valet. Once you figure out which card it is, you'll be mad at yourself.

Also, the whole "choice of 3 damage thing" is a only sort of true, after all, better lucky than good.

Is it mad bomber?

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Is it mad bomber?

 Yeah it is. I know the "deal 3 damage to anything of your choice" part is misleading, but gotta hype it up and stuff like that.

Ok next card.

When it comes to automatically giving you a deck, this card was Whizbang before Whizbang was cool, and cost half as much!  Not only that, this card didn't just provide you with a deck, it gave you the entire expansion.  Who wouldn't want to take a journey with one of these??

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Ok next card.

When it comes to automatically giving you a deck, this card was Whizbang before Whizbang was cool, and cost half as much!  Not only that, this card didn't just provide you with a deck, it gave you the entire expansion.  Who wouldn't want to take a journey with one of these??

Explore Ungoro is cool and all, but what you really want is board clear.  There's one minion that deals 2 damage to all minions without even having to play it.

Good thing it rotated out to wild long ago, cause that would be busted in standard.

Flame laviathan. Cool game! 

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Since the last person didn't give a description I will continue the game:

This has to be the best 2 mana minion in the game, it has a very strong tribe.
Has amazing discard synergy and can get great stats easily!

You want Edwin van cleef but not play rogue? for this class specific minion you have it!

 

 Must be Tiny Knight of Evil or succubus!

Facing lethal next turn?  Need to quickly finish off an opponent?  10-mana Pyroblast is for suckers.  How about an 8-mana Pyroblast?  Praise Yogg this guy!

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Tortollan Primalist

You want to kill me? Good Luck, I now have 3 Lives.

 Welp I commented for the last one too late, so edited this comment.

Is it Doppelgangster?

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 Nope, neither of those. But you have the right class lol. Another warlock card

Clutchmother Zavas?

Everyone he knows calls him junk, even his parents. However, with a lot more mechs, he's powering up, +2/+2 at a time. If you have any form of mechs in your deck, this guy spirals out of control.

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My little brother and I can wipe out a full board. I'm the more deadly.

 Missile Launcher?  (alongside Venomizer?)

edit: er wait, venomizer is the more deadly, but is the younger brother.  this must be incorrect. 

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 Missile Launcher?  (alongside Venomizer?)

edit: er wait, venomizer is the more deadly, but is the younger brother.  this must be incorrect. 

 Nah, I wasn't even aware those two were brothers.

 Hm.....Vilebrood Skitterer?  (Maexxna)

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Clutchmother Zavas was indeed the correct answer.
For DiamondDM I think the card is Ice Block, however that is not a crap card....

For Echo the answer must be Junkbot, peace of crap  junk.

is it a beast? or mech? that is the question.
Discover great value with this Beastly Mechano with a slight chance of infinite value 

 Crap, forgot it was required to be a Bad card, my mistake. It was Ice Block, which is not a bad card.

And your question should be for Scorp-o-matic.

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My little brother and I can wipe out a full board. I'm the more deadly.

 Acidmaw and Dreadscale, the deadliest is the first one.

I’ll do an easy one 

“Reno’s hate him! Kazakus players loathe him too! Put away your 4 mana 7/7’s cause they got nothing on this bad boy that punishes your opponent just for drawing cards!” 

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I’ll do an easy one 

 

“Reno’s hate him! Kazakus players loathe him too! Put away your 4 mana 7/7’s cause they got nothing on this bad boy that punishes your opponent just for drawing cards!” 

The Darkness

This card is like Bloodbloom but with a board presence as well. Plus he brings the donuts and coffee.

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Not that I know of...

Next:

My death will rain down missiles on my enemies.

Rhonin.

Your description made me think that "Deathrattle: Deal 5 damage randomly split among all enemies" would be a cool effect for a future card.

OT...

I know of a minion that cannot die unless silenced.  Infinite value for only 4 mana.

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Not that I know of...

Next:

My death will rain down missiles on my enemies.

Rhonin.

Your description made me think that "Deathrattle: Deal 5 damage randomly split among all enemies" would be a cool effect for a future card.

OT...

I know of a minion that cannot die unless silenced.  Infinite value for only 4 mana.

 Good ol' Dreadsteed :)

Forget everything I said before about an 8-mana Pyroblast.  That shit is weak-sauce.  This is 2018 and we're dealing almost the same for THREE MANA, LADIES AND GENTS.  You cannot get any cheaper than that!  Three Mana baby Pyroblast is the future!