So here I am making my deck and I notice I didn’t get any legendaries and only one epic and I’m like I can make this work. I start my first match and I am slightly surprised to find a player with a gold portrait. I’m pretty new and only have around 150 wins in ranked and I already knew I was outclassed but I’m a positive person and I’m like I can make this work. Long story short I get wrecked with him going down to 7 health and then just wipping out a war gear with zilliax mech and at that point I’m like I’m dead, but I topdeck a sleeping dragon and I have enough damage left over to kill the zilliax and I’m sure I can do 17 more damage. But none of that happened as he just mind controlled my sleeping dragon, and with that play I knew it was over. After 3 days meditating in the Himalayas, I regained my positivity and decided to play another match and the there before me was another golden portrait, and another priest at that. He played keleseth on turn 2 and I knew at that moment I had lost but still I kept going and going eventually he played surrender to madness, and then a line cracker, I knew this would end badly, however I didn’t have any more hard removals I only had 1 in my deck (thanks rng) and I had used it in a Lich king with more arms and extra arms. At that moment my heart skipped a beat as I saw him play another extra arms and even more arms on his line cracker who was at 18 attack already (from surrender to madness) . Tears rolled down my eyes as his line cracker tore into my bone drake and before me stood a 36 attack line cracker and I prayed to the god above for me to topdeck a taunt minion, any one at all just to buy me time. My eyes nearly flew out of their sockets when I got a dire mole. I went from 30 health to -6. This was too much to bear so I went to the shaolin temple and meditated with the monks there and talked to my previous ancestors and asked for advice. They told me to not back out of a fight and go back and finish what I started. That is what I did, I logged in and started a match and again there was a golden portrait, however my mind did not fluster and I played dire mole turn one which gave me a confidence boost. But just then he played keleseth and.....dare I say it....... I will........sha.....do......shadow step. Dum dum dum. At which point I threw my laptop out the window and proceeded to bash my head accross the corner of my table over and over again.
If you haven’t figured it out already this was exaggerated but most of it was true (like the line cracker and the keleseths), I only made this post to vent but I hope that somebody read this and laughed.
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So here I am making my deck and I notice I didn’t get any legendaries and only one epic and I’m like I can make this work. I start my first match and I am slightly surprised to find a player with a gold portrait. I’m pretty new and only have around 150 wins in ranked and I already knew I was outclassed but I’m a positive person and I’m like I can make this work. Long story short I get wrecked with him going down to 7 health and then just wipping out a war gear with zilliax mech and at that point I’m like I’m dead, but I topdeck a sleeping dragon and I have enough damage left over to kill the zilliax and I’m sure I can do 17 more damage. But none of that happened as he just mind controlled my sleeping dragon, and with that play I knew it was over. After 3 days meditating in the Himalayas, I regained my positivity and decided to play another match and the there before me was another golden portrait, and another priest at that. He played keleseth on turn 2 and I knew at that moment I had lost but still I kept going and going eventually he played surrender to madness, and then a line cracker, I knew this would end badly, however I didn’t have any more hard removals I only had 1 in my deck (thanks rng) and I had used it in a Lich king with more arms and extra arms. At that moment my heart skipped a beat as I saw him play another extra arms and even more arms on his line cracker who was at 18 attack already (from surrender to madness) . Tears rolled down my eyes as his line cracker tore into my bone drake and before me stood a 36 attack line cracker and I prayed to the god above for me to topdeck a taunt minion, any one at all just to buy me time. My eyes nearly flew out of their sockets when I got a dire mole. I went from 30 health to -6. This was too much to bear so I went to the shaolin temple and meditated with the monks there and talked to my previous ancestors and asked for advice. They told me to not back out of a fight and go back and finish what I started. That is what I did, I logged in and started a match and again there was a golden portrait, however my mind did not fluster and I played dire mole turn one which gave me a confidence boost. But just then he played keleseth and.....dare I say it....... I will........sha.....do......shadow step. Dum dum dum. At which point I threw my laptop out the window and proceeded to bash my head accross the corner of my table over and over again.
If you haven’t figured it out already this was exaggerated but most of it was true (like the line cracker and the keleseths), I only made this post to vent but I hope that somebody read this and laughed.