Hearthpwn

First brawl, my opponent got a C'thun from an unstable portal, and he was able to buff it with Crazed Worshipper. That was fun

Absolute BS tavern brawl. I get Junkbot from Firelands Portal and my opponent gets Venture Co. Mercenary. He also gets that party elemental to perfectly have enough minions to use Gormok the Impaler.

This brawl is also super long. The only reason I'm going to play it is because I've got a brawl quest.

 portal in to 2/5s, they portal into 6/6s......  thanks blizzard.  hang on, just got even better, im glad i didnt post yet.  t1 unstable portal into target dummy, turn 2 into tiny murlock. 

...I Want Little Red Riding Hood as an actual craftable card now.

Her effect to end an opponent's attack phase is pretty damn cool-kinda reminds me of Unhappy Maiden from YuGiOh.

Has bliz just run out of good ideas, or are they just being lazy?  This was an absolutely stupid RNG pure luck based brawl (maybe 90% luck 10% skill) that has no place in a tactical card game IMO.

This Brawl fucking sucks. I've been trying to win just one game all day, and still haven't won.

on the bright side, for every babyrage/ salty cry you guys have, there is one winner on the other side of the game!

Quote from SnXTiF >>

on the bright side, for every babyrage/ salty cry you guys have, there is one winner on the other side of the game!

This brawl isn't terrible, really. I actually feel like it's somewhat close to balanced, in the sense that most of the random minion pools are somewhat similar in power. The aspects that make it unbalanced, in my opinion, are the Unstable Portals and the Party Portals. When your Party Portals give you nothing but the useless 2/2 Taunt and they're getting Romulo and Red Riding Hood/Mime every time, that makes it a bit unbalanced. Nevermind your unstable portal gives you a Murloc Raider and theirs gives them Ragnoros. If it had been just the other portals, it may have been more interesting, or if the Party Portals were a bit more random....

Worst Brawl EVER hands down.  The whole thing is just 100% RNG on who gets the best pull from the portal.  Took me 7 games to finally get some playables that stuck to the board.  The worst part is that when i won it was never in doubt because i got ever absurdly good card i could want in one game.

I'd rather wrap fishing line around my nuts so tight that they turn black and drop off than do this brawl again.

When a completely RNG-based Brawl makes me win in fatigue so I can get 40 dust, I doubt my sanity--or at least my taste.

Quote from BlackerPaul >>

I'd rather wrap fishing line around my nuts so tight that they turn black and drop off than do this brawl again.

What a salty thread... I on the other hand love this brawl and went 8-2 on the first day. It's a shame I don't have mage quests today, because this one is amazing for mage quests.

Quote from fawfulmark2 >>

...I Want Little Red Riding Hood as an actual craftable card now.

 

Her effect to end an opponent's attack phase is pretty damn cool-kinda reminds me of Unhappy Maiden from YuGiOh.

This is the worst brawl ever. The Unstable Portal or Spider brawls were at least a bit balanced. Here I had no close matches. Either I was crushed or my opp gave up after a few turns.

This game mode LIES! (in some way) The Medivas do count as a minion in terms of board presence, you can only have 6 minions due to this, kinda sucks due to the fact that all the portals summon minions.

Also this brawl is heavily reliant on RNG, my general strategy is to hang on to as many unstable portals as possible.

Anyone got the deck list yet?

Win at the second game, worst tavern brawl made to this day. It's either you crush the opponent or he crushes you.

Little bit hard but ok