Hearthpwn

of the art, of the turd,... whatever

 

Im playing like since the beta, got a couple of thousands of wins on several classes and all i think these days, when i grind my quests...

Oh hi im new, call me Karen, i got my deck from blah blah blah, i click and click, oh cute lakei, whats that? click ohhhh i won!

Yes, copypasters with a winrate of 50:50 may say: its a salty post, but i say: open your eyes. this game is only just a time sink. And its LAUGHING into your face.

If i tech against retard and zoo they either win by ultimate luck anyway, or i get some ultra lucky quest druid.

If i remove my anti retard tech, i get swarmed by shamans.

If i try something ultimate new... i get killed by a flamefuckingmage, who casts like 747476111,23 spells in one round.

 

Predicted! When i change my deck i call it out loud and i predict the first cards my opponent plays without even knowing what class im playing against.

And i know you suffer this havoc too. Dont try trivialize this. The balance is over the edge.

 

Talking about my last 200 matches.

 

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Lol I don’t know if it is ironic or salty

salty kek xd

Incredible topic, mate.