Hearthpwn

Hi there fellow hearthpwners, today i won't share a deck list with you but my amazing skillzz and knowledge in the art or war eeh i mean love ;P.

So have you thought "why she doesn't like me?""Why she chose that cave troll that pushes catapults to Gondor instead of me?" or other similar things? Well do not worry my friends. Today you will know how he got that amazing woman. As for any lady reading this, you may want to know it as well so you can be ready to defend yourself by anyone using this strategy with malicious intent.

So how can you become in her eyes from this:

   to this 

Step  1

 Be confident. Do not pretend to be!BE! The ladies are smart. Fake confidence turns them off much more than 0 confidence. So change what you hate about yourself than you can change,and embrace and accept the rest. Remember! If you do not love and respect yourself how can anyone else love and respect you?

Step  2

 Be a gentleman while not thinking about sex when you are with her. Again the ladies can smell “fake” kindness from miles. Show her and most importantly yourself that you are good to her by choice not by desperation to get laid. Regardless what feminazism claims, the ladies love someone who CHOOSES  to take  good care of them.

Step 3

Ok this must be used ONLY if the two above steps are mastered. Otherwise hell will break loose and your life will be destroyed. Yes it is that effective. WITH GREAT POWER COMES RESPONSIBILITY. YOU HATH BEEN WAAARNED

Instructions unclear, now my neighbor is mad ...

This was a nice meme read.

The spoiler section had me chuckling! :D

Stuck on step 1- Change what u hate about yourself. Its my short height 5.5 or 1.65cm. Literally impossible to change it and we know what's the new racism these days. Its againts short ppl and fat ppl. Didn't read the  rest

Quote from DiamondDM13 >>

On a serious note though, ignore step 3 guys.

 Too late, it already got me five waifus.

Nice joke, but still wrong site bro ;)

Kinda ironic, you say we should not think just about sex and treat ladies right first and then you list all those suggestive quotes lel :P

Quote from Sinti >>

Kinda ironic, you say we should not think just about sex and treat ladies right first and then you list all those suggestive quotes lel :P

 I just realized the irony xD

Side effects?No trust me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), :DD:D::D:D:

 I tried the "Hey hey. Do you want a funnel cake? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" line. When she said yes, instinct kicked in and I yelled Undercity Huckster's attacked line and told her to buy one. 

Needless to say, no second date. Oh well, maybe I'll try Sylvana's line next. Just need to not have a trumpet handy ...

Quote from Sinti >>

Kinda ironic, you say we should not think just about sex and treat ladies right first and then you list all those suggestive quotes lel :P

 But that's the trick!Being suggestive without actually being horny! 

The off grammar of the title upsets me. That comma makes it weird, like you’re pausing between “girl” and “you”. I’m being triggered please fix it 

Quote from jainaishot >>

Quote from Sinti >>

Kinda ironic, you say we should not think just about sex and treat ladies right first and then you list all those suggestive quotes lel :P

 But that's the trick!Being suggestive without actually being horny! 

Yeah, not with those tho :)

First you get the money, then you get the power, THEN you get the women

Quote from Trippicus >>

First you get the money, then you get the power, THEN you get the women

Can the ladies on this forum rewrite these steps please ............ or add a few ...

This made my day :) 

Quote from LittleOgreHearthstone >>

Can the ladies on this forum rewrite these steps please ............ or add a few ...

 Wut ladies?

There are ladies playing Hearthstone? o.O

Quote from Almagnus1 >>

Quote from LittleOgreHearthstone >>

Can the ladies on this forum rewrite these steps please ............ or add a few ...

 Wut ladies?

There are ladies playing Hearthstone? o.O

 I know there is at least 1 lady ..........