Sons of Durotan, of Doomhammer, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Shaman fails, when we forsake our elements and break all bonds with nature, but it is not this day. An hour of face hunters and Grim Patrons, when the age of Shaman comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Azeroth, I bid you stand, Shaman of Hearthstone!
Remember that time you were at 8 hp and your vitality totem couldn't cut it and you lost to top deck burn after stabilizing? NOT ANYMORE! Remember that time you drew Doomhammer but clearing the board meant taking too much face damage and you lost anyways? NOT ANYMORE! Remember that time you NEEDED to healbot but didn't have mana to use it and use some spells to clear board? NOT ANYMORE! Remember that time shaman was a healing class in wow but they had no heal spells and then were given a less than stellar heal spell and still didn't live up to their healing origins? NOT ANYMORE! I just can't wait to win the joust and jump right back up to 25+ hp against an aggro deck and watch them cry.
Sons of Durotan, of Doomhammer, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Shaman fails, when we forsake our elements and break all bonds with nature, but it is not this day. An hour of face hunters and Grim Patrons, when the age of Shaman comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Azeroth, I bid you stand, Shaman of Hearthstone!
*Props to GGjeed for the inspiration.
For reference:
Remember that time you were at 8 hp and your vitality totem couldn't cut it and you lost to top deck burn after stabilizing? NOT ANYMORE! Remember that time you drew Doomhammer but clearing the board meant taking too much face damage and you lost anyways? NOT ANYMORE! Remember that time you NEEDED to healbot but didn't have mana to use it and use some spells to clear board? NOT ANYMORE! Remember that time shaman was a healing class in wow but they had no heal spells and then were given a less than stellar heal spell and still didn't live up to their healing origins? NOT ANYMORE! I just can't wait to win the joust and jump right back up to 25+ hp against an aggro deck and watch them cry.