Constipation Millhouse
- Last updated Oct 4, 2017 (Evergreen Nerfs)
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Wild
- 14 Minions
- 13 Spells
- 2 Weapons
- Deck Type: Ranked Deck
- Deck Archetype: Mill Rogue
- Crafting Cost: 12240
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 10/4/2017 (Evergreen Nerfs)
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Total Deck Rating
107
Constipation: Giving an opponent an unplayable card.
Cho: Give them doomerang or deadly poison
Millhouse: Synergizes with Mill being a subset of his name
General playstyle:
1. play slowly
2. Use cho to put unplayable cards in their hand or prevent them from playing some of their spells. Giving opponent vanish can be okay as it will be a difficult card to play while we are filling their hand
3. use hero to play doubles of useful cards
4. use dirty rat to pull key win condition minions from their hand and kill them immediately with vilespine if possible
5. mill them to death
coldlight + shadowblade + valeera = draw 5 = 2 + 2 + 1
coldlight + shadowstep + coldlight + valeera = draw 7 = 2 + 2 + 2 + 1
repick strategies:
look for coldlight. millhouse fun on turn 1 or 2.
How to play vs different decks:
Priest: easy win. They tend to draw pretty fast. Use dirty rat before 5 if they saved a few opening cards to attempt to pull raza. If you miss most cards are weak draw cards. Add junk to their hand with cho whenever possible. Mill them hard in bursts to burn a few critical cards. Late game dirty rat vilespine can handle velen. Pretty easy to outlast and kill with burn on last turn
Quest mage: easy win. use shadowsteps and pandas on dirty rat to pull the girl or the fireball guy. Play weapon buff cards in to their secret in case they make 0 cost unplayable copies
replacement for Millhouse Manastorm?
Shaku, the Collector is what I decided to replace manastorm.
Can't you read? He has "mill" in his name! Name me a more fitting card, I'll wait.
An unfortunate coincidence.
I hate how much I love this. Will it work consistently, no. Could it be memetastic, though? Yes.
I love the idea.
I'm so mad at myself right now for disenchanting Cho and Millhouse
I think this deck is pretty amazingly fun. Who doesn't revel in the idea of making others constipated!!!
I know, I do that in my everyday life now, so satisfying!
I don't have both Doomerangs to make this work, any chance I could sub in a The Caverns Below and a Leeching Poison to sub? Plus with an early draw of Coldlight Oracle maybe I could grab the quest on the way.
I want to see if any retard will actually play this thrash deck on ladder.If so they most likely need medical support
Punished for dusting Millhouse. How am I supposed to play this tier 1 deck now? D:
i dusted my golden millhouse 2 days ago XD
I Don't have Millhouse, So I think I have to buy 50 packs to craft him. Easy p2w deck.
thought about Tinkmaster Overspark for a while but that would be too much :D
upvoted, really laughed at description and card choices and it doesn't look to be as bad as some may think
Filling their hand with garbage has yet to work for me in 5 matches. Two were against rouges, and they could instantly use the cards against me. The others? Cho was in the bottom half of my deck OR I'd already been forced to use those cards as board control before he showed up.
I miss 1 legendary and 2 epics. Still crafting it to finally use my golden Millhouse xD
How could you
-1 Millhouse Manastorm
+1 Nat, the Darkfisher
Same amount of troll in the deck, but, slightly more functional.
Or put both in the deck haha