Hearthpwn

I don't know why I made this. It's just a deck filled with some of the worst best cards in existence. Feel free to suggest what should/shouldn't join the ranks of this tier 0 deck.

Proof that I reached rank 1 legend.

Mulligan Guide: You didn't ask for it, so here it is.

Mage: Shuffle everything except Magma Rager and Millhouse Manastorm. Magma Rager will allow you to...get them to waste their hero power? I guess? And Millhouse Manastorm will cause them to burn through all of their spells so fast that they'll accidentally use their Pyroblasts and Fireballs on their own face and win you the game.

Paladin: Keep Exploding Bloatbat to kill all their Murlocs. It never always works. Also, keep Angry Chicken, then if when they cast Blessing of Kings on it, you can trade and get a 9/5 chicken of destruction.

Warrior: Keep Acidmaw to kill all their big minions if they're playing control. Keep Fel Reaver if they're playing Pirates, that way you can mill your whole deck and lose quicker have a big 8/8 minion that can...do stuff? Big numbers.

Priest: Keep Ancient Watcher and Humongous Razorleaf if they're playing Silence Priest. Then when they silence your minion, you can kill them with stronk! Keep Fel Orc Soulfiend because then they can heal it because they'll understand just how fucked they are.

Hunter: Keep Hemet Nesingwary to kill all their beasties! And Bolf Ramshield to stop all the face damage!

Shaman: Keep Eerie Statue, because then they'll play their way worse 4 mana 7/7, Flamewreathed Faceless, and trade into your way better minion!

Warlock: Keep Light's Champion, because then you can silence their shitty demons and WIN! Hah!

Rogue: One word, Streetwise Investigator! Then you can remove all their cowardly stealth minions and win because STEALTH IS FUCKING CHEAP AHWUIGAEUGN!?!

Druid: Keep Mayor Noggenfogger so that all their Jade Golems can attack Malfurion's face and kill himself! Wait...it doesn't work like that? Shit...