Hearthpwn

First off, those who remember me from my previous mage post that got more comments/views then a trump tweet, well... HELLO AGAIN! Ref: http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/863226-read-the-hybrid-mage-for-quick-grind-to-legend

https://www.twitch.tv/hs_platypus (read at bottom for these details)

This IS NOT CLICK BATE lol. This deck is however a pirate warrior deck ya'll. Let's not jump around the bandwagon (or is it banwagon I never figured that out) anyways it's a pirate warrior deck that will get you to legend. I just tested it on one of my accounts and got to legend in 3 days and NOW ladies and gents I will be taking this deck to legend with a live stream. That's right, for the first time Das_Platypus will be bringing it to you live from Casa Del Das_Platypus! If you want a creative and fun path of making it to Legend in weeks then maybe check out some of my other posts to come of cool conceptual decks for post-legend, but if you want a QUICK and EFFICIENT way to get to legend then join me on this adventure.

**This deck was polished over many games and all living from within the new expansion release stages of rank 10 to legend. **

So let's read on shall we?

I've tried many versions of Pirate Warrior and with this new expansion I felt like it didn't die and in fact is more epic due to one ridiculous card that got added Phantom Freebooter I nearly and I mean literally nearly sharted myself with laughter when I saw this card release and couldn't wait to play test it. It has proven shart-worthy by the way and I am excited for you all to implement it.

Lets look at our starting hands and mulligans below in good old text fashion based detail for all those who don't know pirate warrior and who will never watch my stream because instead you will be watching youtube videos of some epic X-Factor audition wishing that could be you but instead you are in underwear eating spicy ramen noodles while drinking and watching those videos in envy... or maybe that's just what I do during my nights off........

Quick Card Highlights:

Spellbreaker use wisely and not prematurely. The error I see in almost everyone using this card is premature ejac.... well.... "deployment" I should say. Don't get to eager just because you have it in your hand, just enjoy having it in your hand and then use it to burst like crazy when there is a taunt up, or to get rid of an epic rouge/pally buff or big taunt card for lethal.

Mortal Strike "WTF Das_Platypus why do you have two of these??? are you on Peyote right now!??" No I am not to my knowledge and I run this because you don't have to deal with the taunts that this new season/expansion has an epic amount of and Leroy or other cards that were used to rush/face are slowly dying away in these new expansion days... Running two of these and planning accordingly (pay attention to multi-turn future based health calculations for sub 12 hero health) have won me more matches then I can count. This is clutch for this deck.

Phantom Freebooter This card is just full out insane. It speaks for itself, it's insane and will win you just a pile of games. It just drives your opponent crazy. Just so good, make sure you focus on your durability more than your damage of your weapon though as we want this card to obtain 5 or more health not 4 as their is so much in this game that can clear a 4 health minion when you drop this, but 5 health is the nuts (poker term for all those out there :P)

Starting Hands:

N'Zoths First Mate is obviously the best starting card. You would want to follow this up with an Upgrade! and/or a Fiery War Axe 

Keep Bloodsail Raider if you have a weapon or even just a N/Zoth's and/or Upgrade then awesome. This can also combo with a quick Patches of course desperate vs certain classes.

Keep Frothing Berserker against Shaman, Mage, Pally and Priest. These four classes are a MUST for Frothing Berserker

• If you find yourself cringing like receiving an accidental and unintentional very-reveling snap chat from one of your homies and are unlucky enough not to get one of these cards in your first hand, then make sure you then keep either Southsea Deckhand and/or Southsea Captain i.e. with Southsea Captain you can wait a couple turns for awesome value with Patches the Pirate becoming 2/2 and if you have a weapon or even an upgrade 1/3 weapon then you have 3 damage right there to manage a lot of minions that are at that turn based health.

Against pirate warrior just make sure to clear their board as best you can and manage your Upgrade! as best you can. Do not forget about Phantom Freebooter as no one is running this that I ran into so far and I have been able to CRUSH with this card.

Against control decks like Priest or Control Warrior, create a solid board quickly and capitalize on making sure your Frothing Berserker value is managed closely. Two of these cards have even more tremendous value and can be justified as a starting hand.

The rest of the classes are self explanatory. As in my previous post, write comments below and if we get enough of upvotes on a comment I will of course play test them live on stream to make this deck the best for us all.

Thanks.

Stream details:

Going to start the stream for the first time on August 15th and every day after that at 8:00 pm Central Time North America. I could care less about click bate claims or any of that garbage I am doing this to be apart of this cool community of hearthstone. Stop by ya'll should be really fun and this is brand new to me (streaming) so let's have a drink or seven and hang out!

 https://www.twitch.tv/hs_platypus