Hearthpwn

Greetings, traveller!

I'll start with a short disclaimer, and I'll write it in caps so that people definitely won't miss it:

THIS IS NOT A COMPETITIVE DECK! You will, however, have a lot of fun doing some very degenerate and memey things with it...

For most of the game, this deck plays like a regular Egg Druid would: you play small dudes and buff them to create really sticky boards. However, this is only to lull the opponent into a false sense of security! We also run lots of cycle cards that aren't usually found in Egg Druid like Loot Hoarder, Novice Engineer, Bloodmage Thalnos, Acolyte of Pain and Coldlight Oracle, in order to find our way to the real goal of the deck...

The Combo: So, once you've done some Egg Druid things and drawn some cards, you'll want to have at least Hemet, Jungle Hunter, at least one (preferably both but it isn't essential)  Jade Idol and one Innervate in hand. In an ideal world, you'll also have the second Innervate and The Coin if you went second and managed to save it. Some supplementary card draw doesn't go amiss either. Here's how it works:

1. Play Hemet, Jungle Hunter to destroy all of the bullshit small dudes that were only really a means to an end anyway!

2. Clear up the board as best you can, ideally we want Hemet to live, then pass the turn. This guarantees that we draw a Gadgetzan Auctioneer next turn. 

3. It should be at least turn 7, so you will, at the very least, be able to play Gadgetzan Auctioneer and one Jade Idol. If you have no copies of Innervate or The Coin in your hand, you'll want to wait until turn 8/9 to play Hemet, so you can go off properly. 

4. Play Gadgetzan Auctioneer, followed by Jade Idol. IT IS ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL THAT YOU USE YOUR FIRST Jade Idol TO SHUFFLE 3 INTO YOUR DECK. 

5. Play an Innervate, which should draw you another Jade Idol, which you can activate to draw another card. YOU ALSO WANT TO SHUFFLE 3 WITH YOUR SECOND Jade Idol JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T RUN OUT OF THEM.

6. Play your remaining copies of Innervate and The Coin if you have them to gain even more mana and draw into more copies of Jade Idol, which you can then activate and use to start summoning Jade Golems, all the while drawing more with Gadgetzan Auctioneer. 

7. Rinse and repeat over several turns: you'll eventually draw your second Gadgetzan Auctioneer and can use that to keep the cycle engine going. This is why having more card draw in your hand can also be useful to keep the Jade machine pumping out Golems!

8. Be careful to keep track of how many copies of Jade Idol remain in your deck, and periodically choose to shuffle more copies into your deck, so you don't run out. This deck can theoretically never hit fatigue if you manage the amount of Jade Idol cards you have left in deck. 

9. Watch your opponent cry (and probably concede) as they watch the board transform from Egg Druid minions into massive Jade Golems!

The advantage this deck has over memey Paladin decks running Hemet, Jungle Hunter and Holy Wrath is that you're essentially playing Egg Druid, which is a decent deck in its own right, for most of the game. Indeed, sometimes you'll be able to win games with the Egg Druid core of the deck, before even needing Hemet! 

I'll repeat the disclaimer: THIS IS NOT A COMPETITIVE DECK! But I've had a LOT of fun playing it and I hope whoever happens upon this guide does too! If you have any suggestions on how to improve it, constructive feedback and comments are always welcome! If this deck gets much attention, I'll go into card reasonings, mulligans and make a video of the combo for reference. HAPPY NEW YEAR!