A quick note:
Keep in mind that this is not a very serious deck, and though it does contain absurd amounts of creature control, it will not work in later ranked play. Also, due to the absurd nature of this deck, I thought that it would be necessary to warn you that this guide will be just as insane/profane.
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Sup c0ck gurglers! If you're in my neck of the woods that means one thing, and one thing only. You want to make people rage. This skill doesn't come naturally to most people, so I guess I'll break the process down step by step.

Step 1:

Get a feel for the sorry button. This is your new "Greetings." Nothing rustles jimmies faster then giving the enemy cùnt muncher a nice taste of the 'ole "Sorry that happened."

Step 2:

Mulligan. The only card you want in your starting hand is Mr. Pew Pew himself, Malygos. This mother fùcker is the sweet tasting smegma of the c0ck sandwich you'll be delivering to your enemies front door. He isn't necessary, but he adds oh so much devastation when played with Whirlwind.

Step 2.5

Even though it sucks sweaty a$$ donkey balls compared to the other Hero Powers, Spam Señor Armor Up! Think of it as the anal lube we need to prepare the enemy for the giant black c0ck that is Malygos. 

Step 3:

You see all of those cards in your hand? FÙCKING USE THEM. No joke. Two enemy minions with 3 hp bothering you? Kobold Geomancer and Cleave puts them in their place. An entire wave of wimpy creatures in your way? Any Spell Damage creature + Whirlwind. Need to deal with a giant a$$ creature? Shield Slam, Shield Slam, Shield Slam! It stacks incredibly well with all of our Spell Damage creatures. 7-12 Hp? HEHEHEHEHEH. Shield Slam!

Keep in mind that you should spam the sorry button every time you destroy an enemy minion.

Step 4:

Drop pants. Let that that sexy fùcking Malygos hang between your legs as you relish in his ecstasy. Everything you do is now 5x more anal rapey... anal rapie? Anal rape-E. Remember how Whirlwind was only doing 2 damage? WHELP, NOW IT BLOWS THE C0CKS OFF OF EVERY POWER CREATURE. 6 damage for 1 mana. Sure, it does that 6 damage to Malygos himself, BUT YOU JUST DID 6 DAMAGE FOR 1 MANA. Feels good, man. Feels damn fùcking good.

Once again, spam the sorry button every time you destroy an enemy minion.

Step 5:

If the enemy hasn't surrendered yet, destroy him. His anus was already annihilated by our non-stop barrage of booty consumption, so his character model should share the same form of agony. Apply damage. Win game. Say thanks.

Warrior Card Breakdown

2x Inner Rage ~ Why? WHY THE HELL NOT? 0 mana minion control. Is your baby little pùssy quivering with delight yet?

2x Shield Slam ~ Shield Slam? WHY Shield Slam!?! Spell Damage applies damage to this. Isn't that just orgasmagical?

2x Whirlwind ~ You thought Inner Rage was good? This bastard clears a board of giants with Malygos and two other Spell Damage creatures on the field. Still not impressed? Well you can use it wipe your own board. BOOM! Betcha didn't see that coming.

2x Cleave ~ ALL OF THE COMBOS. Due to it's cheap a$$ cost, we can pair it with anything that has Spell Damage.

2x Cruel Taskmaster ~ So this is the card where you need a bit of game sense. He's the Swiss Army Knife this anal crusade needs. Because this deck is a creature/spell hybrid, he comes in handy in a variety of situations. Wanna go right for his a$$hole? Buff one of your creatures and swing. Do you feel like you want to save one of your spells for later? Chump one of your creatures by buffing it and murdering the fùck out of the enemy creature.

2x Slam ~ This is the Viagra we need to get our Malygos c0ck erect. If we don't have any Spell Damage buffs applied, free card! If we do have Spell Damage buffs applied, free death! It's a win win.

2x Mortal Strike ~ 9 damage when Malygos is on the field. HHHHNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHH. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Are you at 12 hp? 11 DAMAGE. Make sure you have plenty of tissues whenever you play this mother fùcker.

Neutral Card Breakdown

2x Elven Archer ~ You see those tits? Don't let them fool you. That b1tch is rocking a shlong that almost puts Malygos to shame. No joke! One damage anywhere for 1 mana isn't to be trifled with. Great for popping Divine Shield, or dealing with minions that only have one hp left.

1x Bloodmage Thalnos ~ If Malygos is the c0ck, then Bloodmage Thalnos is the foreskin surrounding said pen1s. He's a Kobold Geomancer that blows you after he dies. What more could you want? Ya sick necrophiliac...

2x Kobold Geomancer ~ Alright, alright. Let's get down to business. This guy is one of my favorite cards in the deck. Why? BECAUSE HE'S GOT A MOTHER FÜCKING CANDLE ON HIS HEAD! And he's a sexy 2 drop that gives you Spell Damage. He does a reasonable amount of damage throughout the entire game because people tend to underestimate him. He has won me countless games by getting the enemy health down to 9/11. 

2x Dalaran Mage ~ This guy is almost like Cruel Taskmaster. Not quite as sexy, but up there. He's got a high health pool, so he can be used for extra board control.

2x Ironforge Rifleman ~ You've got the guy from the original World of Warcraft cinematic in your deck. Isn't that fùcking cool? YOU BETTER THINK IT IS. If we look past his fame, we can see that he is just like Elven Archer. A 2/2 3 drop that can deal one damage to anything. 

2x Ogre Magi ~ This is one of the many cards we use to say "Fùck you!" to priest decks. The only thing that can take him out is a Holy Fire. Are you turned on yet? Good, I am too. Outside of countering priests he does four damage. He's a Mortal Strike with legs!

2x Azure Drake ~ He's a dragon. Nothing else.

2x Archmage ~ Ohhh nooo. An Archmage, whateverrrrrr shall I doooooo. Wait. Shit. It's Archmage. What the fùck do I do? Nothing. That's what you do. This guy packs a surprising punch. He has 7 hp! You remember how you were crying like a b1tch when you had to deal with a Boulder Fist Ogre whenever you weren't playing priest? Well this guy isn't bothered by priests either! Can I hear a "HHHnnnnngggghhhhh?" Yeah, feels good doesn't it?

9001x Malygos ~ Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, and summer's lease hath all to short a date. Now I hate romance as much as any other sane individual would, but this card... I would romance the sh1t out of him so hard that he'd have a rose peddle period. Malygos is the card that makes everything in this deck absurd after turn 9/10. Oh. Hello my good sir. Do you happen to enjoy the taste of 7 DAMAGE TO TWO RANDOM ENEMY MINIONS. I thought so. Maybe you would like to finish that meal with 9 DAMAGE TO THE FACE.

I will type out potential card replacements when I feel up to it, so until then, masturbate to the thought of its approach.

Have fun guys! I will be updating the guide as needed. This deck runs well against the creature heavy meta that Naxx will bring (Besides the stupid a$$ Token Druid. This mother fùcker killed me turn 4), so I might do a few minor updates here and there. (I may incorporate the Naxx Warrior Weapon) But until then, please enjoy!