Just like your ex, this is the most passive aggressive deck you will find. Those taunt minions but serious threats when they get buffed.
Not going to do a guide because:
1. I'm a net decker, and am only just starting making my own decks, this means i am a dreadful person to listen to if you're looking for a viable deck to play.
2. This deck is a just a wacky first idea, putting hours into a guid for a deck that will most likely suck is a waste of time.
Feel free to debate everything related in the replies, tell me how to improve it, of if it should be scrapped completely.