Hearthpwn

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It's all about misplaying in all of the hunter secrets by your opponent (except Bear Trap).

Some fun statistics that everyone like to make in their decks:

Barnes can pull out Ragnaros the Firelord (10% chance), Sylvanas Windrunner (10% chance) Savannah Highmane (20% chance), Cloaked Huntress (20% chance) or Secretkeeper (20% chance). It sums up to filthy slightly above 4/5 chance of pulling something very strong.

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 What's up in this deck:

Of course everything is based around secrets. As you can clearly see. There are only 3 boys that don't give a sh*t if u got secrets or not and they are actually one of the best cards in the game good2go to play on their own (Ragn and Big Cool Lions).

It doesn't mean that these are the only creatures u got in your deck - Animal Companion, Call of the Wild, Unleash the Hounds, Cat Trick are also creatures in disguise of spell that will help you activate that nasty Kill Command.

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 How to play Hearthstone, help please:

I usually press my heropower everyturn since turn 4 (unless Savannah Highmane or Avian Watcher sits comfy in my hand since mulligan to screw me up ready to be played on turn 5 and 6) and I aim to swing my Eaglehorn Bow to face while my opponent is googling hard what secrets are sitting on my hunter face right now to missplay into them eventually anyway. tl;dr aim for face

 

Avian Watcher is the guy who makes us angry instead of just chill while playing Barnes but we must forget him as he stops The Poor People of Hearthstone which spam Zoo and other aggro mud decks from face-fiesta. Just imagine dropping that 4/7 Taunt Body on turn 5 like Skrillex on his first world tour.

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 Mulligan:

lol it, doesnt matter;

But if u got serious brain problems and think that keeping that cool looking flamy Ragy is great idea then aim for one of these:

• Eaglehorn Bow
• Cloaked Huntress
• Secretkeeper
• Barnes (esp. with Coin)

If u got one of these then you know, you see Warlock - hold that Explosive Trap, you see Mage - hold that Quick Shot, you see Shaman - hold that Snipe (verus Totem Golem). Dude, just think about your last game and check what u got in that deck that can help you dealing with his perfect early game scenario. As easy as that.

Good luck boy on your ladder experience, get your favorite food, get your favorite tv show / youtuber and just alt-tab to throw random stuff to board / into opponents face.

"Rating: 4/20, Cancer Deck ~ Average Hearthstone User"

Detailted Guide about everything will be made if this deck get 25 likes, bcuz i'm lazy, gimmeh likes. 

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Balance Edit: Misdirection won me few games but more times it didn't trigger because of Freezing Trap or Explosive Trap so swapped it for another good Barnes target which is Sylvanas Windrunner. We don't really needed that another great turn 6 boy, but well, she got the value just like big savannah king lions.

Though, if you face a lot of Shamans or Tempo Mages then u can switch her for second Snipe.

I was also thinking about switching both Avian Watchers for the second Snipe and Emperor Thaurissan. Snipe is self-explanatory but Emperor could reduce cost of high-mana cards we have in hand if we didn't have these two 5 mana drops. That could even lead to maybe a second Call of the Wild... But I think at the end it doesn't make much sense, so yeah... but the idea of having 100% ultra high value drops with Barnes is nasty.