Hearthpwn

A Fight? Count me in!

 Hey everyone, Konf here.

I just made this deck and defeated both Heroic Parlor bosses with it on my first attempt (despite the fact that both of my Grim Patrons were the actual bottom two cards during my first fight...), so figured I'd share it here if you'd like to try it out.

Strategy:

Get N'Zoth's First Mate to contest the board early. Abuse your whirlwind effects, but don't be wasteful with them. Draw with Battle Rage, assemble Grim Patron combo, get Armorsmith on board somewhere in between and you are un-killable.

Against Mirror the strategy is pretty much the same, with a small exception that Acolyte of Pain can be a real MVP. Mirror plays Mirror Entity (who would have thought?), which you can absolutely abuse with your whirlwind effects and make him overdraw and burn a lot of cards. The only thing you need to keep in mind is milking your Patrons as much as you can, since there is 2 x Sorcerer's Apprentice + 2 x Kobold Geomancer into AoE combo that will wipe your board. So it's good to have a second copy with a few whirlwind effects ready to re-populate the board.

I didn't even hard-mulligan for Grim Patron, even though having him early can outright win you the game for obvious reasons.