Legend of the Warsong Commander
- Last updated Oct 20, 2015 (Warsong Nerf)
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- Deck Type: Theorycraft
- Deck Archetype: Unknown
- Crafting Cost: 13520
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 10/15/2015 (TGT Launch)
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Battle Tag:
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Total Deck Rating
4353
"I love this place so much," said 3/3 Shattered Sun Cleric as she stepped through the time portal.
"I agree. It brings back such memories..." nodded Sunfury Protector, giving taunt to all of her friends, no matter their placement.
"Yeah, my inventions are AWESOME again!" said Gelbin Mekkatorque. "Poultryizer transforming only enemies, Repair Bot healing only allies... They're not useless anymore!"
"Good for you," said Warsong Commander, who was sitting away from the group.
6 mana Stormwind Champion approached her, putting his hand on her shoulder. "You're still upset about your nerf?"
"Of course I am! Why did it have to be me? Frothing Berserker used to be 1/4, then they doubled his attack. Why they didn't nerf him? Or Grim Patron? Or someone else?" Warsong Commander was crying now.
"Come now, it will be alright," said 2/3 Master Swordsmith and gave his bonus to Twilight Drake who was already 9/9 thanks to the 9 other cards in hand. "It could’ve been worse."
5/5 Captain Greenskin sat beside her and drew a card. "You were already nerfed one time, am I right?" he asked, the 1/2 Captain's Parrot sitting on his shoulder.
"YES, SHE WAS ABLE TO GIVE ME CHARGE," the voice of 10/10 Molten Giant thundered through the air.
"AND ME TOO," 10/10 Mountain Giant joined his friend.
"She was able to give everyone charge, no matter their attack!" shouted Shieldbearer angrily, enraging himself to +1 attack.
"I was," Warsong Commander agreed. "So they nerfed me. Then I wasn't used for quite some time. Even OTK Warriors didn't need me."
"But you rose again alongside the Grim Patron Warriors, didn't you?" said 0/5 Nat Pagle. Then he was lucky enough to draw a card at the end of his turn.
"I did rise again. I was useful again. But in the end, it was all just a dream. It was all for nothing."
"That's not true," 5 mana Gadgetzan Auctioneer said. "If there’s one thing I've learned, it’s that no deck rules forever."
"Exactly," 2/4 Dalaran Mage concurred. "Everything has to come to an end eventually."
"I know. It's just... I..." Warsong Commander sobbed.
"You were not prepared," 7/6 Illidan Stormrage finished her sentence and discarded a few cards from both his enemies and allies, then let them draw again.
"I wasn't. I mean, it's such a drastic change. I'm utterly useless now. I'm even more situational than Raid Leader!"
"Tell me about being useless..." 1 mana 1/2 Mana Wraith said.
Warsong Commander continued: "I mean, look at Sylvanas Windrunner. It doesn't matter if she's 5 or 6 mana, she’s still a great card! Why can't I be like her? Why did they have to destroy me?" she asked her friends, sorrow turning into anger.
"Sometimes cards just have to change. I'm not saying it was a reasonable nerf. But hey, at least you had your blast," said Tinkmaster Overspark while he targeted his device towards one of the imps that 1/6 Imp Master spawned.
"Exactly," 1/2 Novice Engineer agreed just as she was given taunt by 3/3 Defender of Argus. "You were part of one of the strongest and most popular decks in the game."
"And you were most essential part of it," added 1/4 Lorewalker Cho.
"Don't you want to say something, Leeroy? Weren't you upset about your nerf too?" asked Dark Iron Dwarf while he gave +2 attack to him permanently.
"At least I had chicken," said 4 mana Leeroy Jenkins before he was summoned with a 2 mana discount by Pint-Sized Summoner.
"You know people will remember you, right?" 4/3 Cult Master was trying to comfort her.
"Don't be so hard on yourself," 4/3 Argent Commander added.
"And always try to make the best of your situation," said Mana Addict with +3 attack bonus sitting beside her friend, Undertaker with +1/+1 bonus.
There was a silence for a while.
Warsong Commander stood up. "You know what, guys? You’re right. It's a tough change, but as long as I remember what I used to be and what I was able to do, I think it's fine. It won't be easy. But knowing that I was part of something bigger - something legendary - will help. My existence had meaning. And while I'm not needed right now, it could change in the future again."
She was smiling now. "And I know I won't be alone. I’ll be waiting with you, guys. Our time will surely come. But for now, I think I'm ready to take my place amongst the legends of the past."
Special thanks to Cutie314 for proofreading!
And thanks to you, guys, for supporting this deck. You rock ;-)
I think this is beautiful, and is a haunting reminder to what the past was. I would hope that everyone is able to read this at least once, and it should have a place in Hearthstone's history. If nothing else, it should remain Hearthpwn's top deck until the end of time.
Until Secret Paladin takes it over Kappa
can you post mulligan guide against all classes? thanks
I appreciate this.
2168 upvotes and 69 down votes, that are crazy much upvotes! congrats with your King of the decks achievement ;-)
Still better than Oil Rogue
"There was silence for a while, except for the sound of the 2-mana Unleash the Hounds playing with the 2-mana Starving Buzzard in the distance."
Crazy...
This is the highest rated deck in Hearthpwn! I believe this should get awarded:
currently 10 - 0 with this deck. great deck
Best deck ever.
Damn ninjas cutting onions
Great story, well deserving of the high ratings, I wonder how many people didn't read it and tried the deck, scratching their heads lol.
Warsong Commander RIP = Frothing Berserker, Grim Patron, and Armorsmith (Still used in some Control Warrior decks though) RIP
The Warsong nerf is going to make three originally OP cards into crap
This deck doesnt work.....
Honestly got chills. Glad I know how to play this deck right.
still a better love story than twilight
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What can I replace Warsong Commander with?
I knew Patron deck had to be nerfed, but seriously, it was a blast to play for fun and it was one of the only decks that had you constantly thinking. Let's all take a moment of silence to appreciate the truly wonderful times we had with the deck.
P.S just kidding fuck that deck just got final bossed to legend with one and otkd with the fuckin frothing frothing whirlwind whirlwind death's bite taskmaster gromm gromm thaurissan execute x2 on my molten taunts from handlock and something like 100 damage on board. ggwp im fucking done
"Common now, it will be alright," said 2/3 Master Swordsmith
change to
"Come on, now. It will be alright." said 2/3 Master Swordsmith