Dirty Eric's Sex Dungeon
- Last updated Mar 14, 2016 (Explorers)
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Wild
- 23 Minions
- 2 Spells
- 5 Weapons
- Deck Type: Theorycraft
- Deck Archetype: Unknown
- Crafting Cost: 7120
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 8/16/2015 (Blackrock Launch)
- Shevvek
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Battle Tag:
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Region:
US
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Total Deck Rating
1426
Look, nobody sticks "the Pure" on the end of their name unless they like to get down and dirty, and Dirty Eric "Eadric the Pure" is no exception. At the end of a long day, Dirty Eric likes to have Master Swordsmith oil his Coghammer while Goldshire Footman gets his Argent Lance "Ready for action."
Lance Carrier enlarges Eric's Emperor Cobra, but before Eric goes face with it, his Boneguard Lieutenant is careful to remind him to use Hand of Protection on The Beast. After all, he wouldn't want to get any Acidic Swamp Ooze on his Sword of Justice!
At this point, Eric's North Sea Kraken is hungry to take down a Salty Dog, but that is just the appetizer for this Master Jouster. For the climax of the evening, Dirty Eric uses Gormok the Impaler on one of his Booty Bay Bodyguards.
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The turgidity of this deck is quite literally *ahem*... through the roof
This guy's d( )ck is crazy PogChamp
It is obvious that Sylvanas Windrunner does not fit in this deck cause she has "No time for G@#s"
And his entourage of Angry Chickens.
Any replacement for Eadric the Pure?
This is a dirty sex dungeon correct? Hand of protection is not really suitable for this. You should always go in raw.
I'll play that when TGT comes out PogChamp
no draw at all, u should probably replace 1 [card]Acidic Swamp Ooze[/card] and 1 [card]Hand of Protection[/card] to smth that could give u a card draw, from budget to non-budget alternatives
The Acolyte of Pain could serve Dirty Eric for that purpose, but i honestly don't think he should get rid of his Hand of Protection
talking about [card]Hand of Protection[/card], i guess 2 copies of [card]Coghammer[/card] could save the day
Any substitutions for less 'privileged' players? I'm too poor :(
I put Micro Machine into this deck, am I doing it right?
I think this deck will rule the meta .... Move over grim patron for PornPaladin
I have boner now
I can only hope to see this deck actually played.
I see it now....this is the beginning of "hearthporn" website.
about that...... >.>
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Best deck ever
you will when you get older =)