Dirty Eric's Sex Dungeon
- Last updated Mar 14, 2016 (Explorers)
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Wild
- 23 Minions
- 2 Spells
- 5 Weapons
- Deck Type: Theorycraft
- Deck Archetype: Unknown
- Crafting Cost: 7120
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 8/16/2015 (Blackrock Launch)
- Shevvek
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Battle Tag:
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Region:
US
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Total Deck Rating
1426
Look, nobody sticks "the Pure" on the end of their name unless they like to get down and dirty, and Dirty Eric "Eadric the Pure" is no exception. At the end of a long day, Dirty Eric likes to have Master Swordsmith oil his Coghammer while Goldshire Footman gets his Argent Lance "Ready for action."
Lance Carrier enlarges Eric's Emperor Cobra, but before Eric goes face with it, his Boneguard Lieutenant is careful to remind him to use Hand of Protection on The Beast. After all, he wouldn't want to get any Acidic Swamp Ooze on his Sword of Justice!
At this point, Eric's North Sea Kraken is hungry to take down a Salty Dog, but that is just the appetizer for this Master Jouster. For the climax of the evening, Dirty Eric uses Gormok the Impaler on one of his Booty Bay Bodyguards.
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Totally annihilated first 4 games so far. Always get way behind on the board and never get to the good cards. I'll keep trying but I don't think I have ever tried a deck from this site and started so bad.
0-6. Opponents loading the board and no removals. Can only remove 1 at a time. Always on defense. Glad I spent dust on Pure and Gormok ;-(
This deck works bro
Note: please refer to Eadric the Pure as Eric the Perv, thank you
Lol it really does wtf ftw
How appropriate; in another month, this deck will only be playable in "Wild" format.
This is fucking gold! I died!
LMFAO. This deck should be played to the face.
Booty bay guard has better Joust synergy.
Seriously dude. Seriously.
Maybe you should have spent the time it took you to come up with that lame story actually putting up a good deck. 2 thumbs down, this deck does not synergize well and just seems very sloppy.
whoosh
anything works in theorycraft, plus this is highly amusing so..
Congrats for 1000 upvotes!
I'm so glad a joke is the #1 paladin deck on hearthpwn xD
Here I am just looking for a good deck to have Eadric the pure in, just got it from a pack. I saw this deck had eadric and high rating, I got happy, and then I started reading :(
Guys, use Evil Heckler instead of Booty Bay Bodyguard!!!
It's literally the same minion but for 1 less mana!
that's bad synergy with Master Jouster. unless you've tried it, but we both know you haven't. :(
because dark iron skulker is a PALADIN card right?
my cancer is cured after using this deck
I came back to this deck just to +1 it for the title and description. Made my day.