Hearthpwn

For all your mmr losing needs!

Have a lot of shitty deathrattles! Make them cost 0! Roll the Bones draws a full hand of absolute garbage which makes Edwin and Draka and Undertaker very good. Break your Serrated Tooth by playing another 0 mana weapon so you can rush in your garbage and make room for more garbage.

Didn't draw rotten rodent? No problem! The concede button lets you blaze past that auto loss and attempt to queue into your next dopamine kick!

There's a handful of other miracle payoffs you could run, like Sinstone Graveyard and just miracle friendly cards in general like prep. You can't run too many though or it'll mess with your 4 mana Edwin and roll the bones. If you insist on playing another payoff I recommend Shadow Sculptor which just straight up kills you.