Hearthpwn

I'll write this eventually lol, it's really late.

quick version for now:

1. get clam
2. play clam
3. clam die
4. lol they fucked up
5. polymorph? discover a copy of a new clam
6. whirlpool? save revive pet/nine lives and a "shuffle" card in your hand until after they whirlpool some clams
7. exclusively use feign death for moments when you have at minimum 2 clams on board.
   
   the optimal combo is available at 10 mana, but you can make this happen very, very quickly if your opponent doesn't handle clams early in the game.
   
   so imagining you have 2 clams on board, with (1)nine lives in hand and (1) revive pet in hand... along with feign death. You revive pet, play nine lives, and then cast feign death to mill 6 cards.
   
   but it gets better. that's only 8 mana. which is why we have two copies of play dead.
   
   for 10 mana you can immediately make your opponent draw 10 cards.
   
   oh but im sorry, it gets better. imagine they have any big bodies on the board, or that they've preemptively traded into both clams (say both have 3-4 health). You now have the potential to simply make them draw 2-4 more cards while also removing threats from the board and pushing them closer to fatigue.

anyways with all that said, i hope you give it a try and when i next have a proper chance to sit at my computer i'll try any and all of the modifications suggested :)

thanks for reading and i hope you enjoy!

also if you've read this far:

the reason for running carrion studies is not actually actually just for the minion we discover. it's because carrion studies is secretly a copy of the coin that you play a turn or two in advance. big play maker card right there i swear to god.

turn 3 7/7 lmaoooooo

turn 4 10/10 to the fucking dome

BRD o/