Hearthpwn

Be me, absolutely addicted to HS in 2014. I played non stop for a few years before eventually trying some new games and realizing that you know what, I kinda enjoy those games. All is going good away from HS. I've been mastering the arts of R6 Siege, Rocket League and Apex when suddenly I break my left hand. Left in utter despair, I search the barron lands of steam but come across nothing but hot garbage. But then, with the light dying out I remember about the one true game that truely created me. Runescape. Nah not going back to that but HS on the other hand (thats not broken) thats a game I can enjoy again! Or so I thought...

Packs packs packs followed by some of the most garbage decks I've ever made and it was pretty fun, the grind back from 25 to 10 was smooth sailing. Now here's where things get gloomy. Gone were the games of misplays and surprise. Now all I hear is Omega this, Omega that and the sound of bombs shuffling away. The endless value of mech after mech, it really does grind your gears. The joy of the game was dying again, this time faster than ever before. But no, nothing can stop a man with one hand that easily.

I thought long and hard about the solution. 75% was not good enough, 90% was not good enough. I needed a way to make any insufferable babboon who chose to play warrior regret it. And at long last I did. Here I present to you my absolute monstrosity of a deck. In no right should it be good. In the most parts its not. However, when you see a warrior shield slam your 4 drop only to realize thats one of the smaller minions in the deck, you know their head is spinning, getting nervous, for they only have 2 brawls, 2 warpaths, 2 Omega Devastators and more infinite value left. But one by one, they use cards, and you have too many, their plays become rash, you sense the fear. The fear of 14/14 divine shield and taunt against their pathetic little devastator. Lets face it, they're the ones devastated now.