The Bilgewater Banana Co.
- Last updated Jan 8, 2019 (Level Up Nerf)
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Wild
- 20 Minions
- 10 Spells
- Deck Type: Ranked Deck
- Deck Archetype: Unknown
- Crafting Cost: 15020
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 1/2/2019 (Level Up Nerf)
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Greetings customers, the Bilgewater Banana Company is the hottest new banana supplier in all of Azshara (and is absolutely definitely not a cover for an intricate money laundering scheme!). Endorsed by the universally loved Trade Prince Gallywix, the company already has profits far exceeding any of the competition, as is evidenced by the never-ending hand-fulls of cash.
Today, lucky customer, we are looking for new management (we here at the Bilgewater Banana Company accept no responsibility for the last manager's tragic 'accident'), and it could be YOU! In case you aren't already convinced, you should meet the team coming from as far afield as Booty Bay and Gadgetzan.
Central to our organisation are of course the Bananas themselves, grown on only the finest Vilespine Slayers and harvested by a dedicated team of hozen: the Banana Buffoons. The banana department is led by the much esteemed King Mukla, although it is worth keeping a few eyes on him to make sure he doesn't give too many to charity.
Not that charity is bad. Not at all. We even have our own charity department led by Lorewalker Cho, and the Trade Prince himself can be very charitable. We even keep a couple of Questing Adventurers out of unemployment.
Finally, it is unfortunately necessary to dispel a few rumours about our bananas being hallucinogenic and about us acquiring our money through less than innocent means. There is of course not a shred of evidence for either claim, but to reassure you we have hired no less than the princess of Gilneas Tess Greymane, who is guaranteed to identify any stolen goods. Not that there are any stolen goods of course!
Wait, what's that? It sounds like Sergeant Sally's doing the rounds again, so we've got to Vanish.
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* 3 days later near a darkened back-alley *
Psst, customer. I'm sure you've been thinkin' hard on our little proposition. No doubt you are thinking "man I'd love to take the reins but I just don't have the experience in the banana business sector".
Never fear, with thanks to Nozdormu we have had contact with an alternate timeline (think alternate Draenor but in Azshara) where the company has already found a new manager in KiwiiNbacon, and he has put together a little promo video to help sell ya:
* Before you had finished watching, blue and red flashing lights in the distance scared the kindly goblin away *
I just checked the numbers with the Cutpurses in Accounting and dusting Gul'dan = $$ Profit $$ (Profit sold separately. Find out more in-store at your local Bilgewater Banana Company branch).
If dusting Gul'dan (=1 epic, perhaps 1 legendary if golden (gol'den??)) was enough to craft the deck I suspect it would be more efficient to just find a replacement for the missing card.
Gul'Dan will always be one of the strongest cards in the game.... so no
I got a nice chuckle reading this. Well played.
Or did you get a nice Shuckle?
So it's Mill Burgle Rogue. I have never seen such a great euphemism for modern corporations. Add Shaku, the Collector to collect repayments on debit transfers. You need money to run a charity!
Fun write up, it made me chuckle, Thanks.
+ Shaku, the Collector for Accounts Receivable
Hmm. Lorewalker Cho could use an extra pair of hands for debt collection...
For charity, of course.
15k dust rofl
What can I say? It's expensive to run a business these days.
Seriously though, if it wasn't already obvious I am not suggesting anyone should actually craft the deck. It's more for the people who already have large collections spanning the entire history of the game and are looking for a use for many otherwise untouched cards.
Best deck introduction I've ever read. Keep up the good work !
Fun deck.
I'm missing some cards so using Sherazin, Corpse Flower. It works a treat, with all the coins and cheap cards from Academic Espionage - I could revive him whenever I wanted (just about).
I also use Valeera the Hollow for late game value.
Are the Cutpurse really good? (don't really want to craft them)
My version was just a first build. I expect Sherazin should have been in there to begin with so good shout. I suppose it can also be placed in the banana growing department, perhaps as the weed our gardeners cannot quite get rid of (see Sherazin's flavour text).
The Cutpurses are there mostly for the theme (which was originally to cram bananas and coins). They are decent early game and occasionally survive for 3+ turns and snowball to a win, but are not absolutely necessary. If you want to stick to the theme then replace them with any other coin generators you like, otherwise fill them in with whatever you feel the deck needs most.
sorry WRITE not RIGHT
Great right up. Now I have to try it for fun.
i dont have the cards and dust to craft it xd, i favorited this just because of the concept, its awesome!