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Hi, I’m Joker and I share with you my new deck : Banana Ice Crime.

 

This deck no longer exist since level up nerf, but you can still enjoy the madness with these 2 games I've recorded.

Deck's recipe

Bananas: give 20 bananas in your opponent's hand.

Ice: freeze 20 times opponent's character

Crime: Gain until 80 armors add cards in your deck and make yout opponent loose 10 minutes, discard one card and do nothing cause all his minions are frozen and he won’t be able to damage you more than the armor you can build each turn.

 Your opponent can just watch you enjoying your banana Ice cream he is cooking for you.

 This is actually theorycraft, but I’ll make a video as soon as possible to put a big smile on your face.

Cards explanation:

 Glacial Shard and Brrrloc: key cards for the recipe: we cannot do an ice cream without ice. It also synergizes with Mana Tide Totem and Doomsayer to protect them.

Baleful Banker: Allow us to have an infinite deck and not die by fatigue. Try to play him alone to not add another minion to our deck because we want to draw all of our deck as fast as possible.

Doomsayer: Because we play a Baleful Banker, we do not play Prince Keleseth. So two doomsayer will help us a lot against any aggro deck. Synergize with our freeze minions, Saronite Chain Gang or just behind a board clear to gain a great tempo.

Murmuring Elemental : playing murmuring elemental just before Grumble Worldshaker will add a 1 mana cost murmuring elemental. Then you play it just before your Shudderwock (if you play at least 1 saronite chain gang) and you cannot fail your combo.

Bloodmage Thalnos: draw and synergize well with lightning storm.

Acolyte of Pain: there is only one the deck so don’t waste him, if possible play it with Volcano to be sure to draw three cards without making him silence or destroy.

Far Sight and Mana Tide Totem : draw

Lightning Storm: survive. Nice synergy with Bloodmage Thalnos

King mukkla: How to cook a banana ice cream without Bananas? Moreover, during the combo it will help us to discard an enemy card each turn cause his hand will be full of bananas.

Ice Cream Peddler: she knows a lot about ice cream! She also could build us 80 armor each turn.

Hyldnir Frostrider: the key combo to build up to 80 armors a turn. If possible play it just before theIce Cream Peddler in the same turn but if not, no problem. The shudderwock will have 10 try any turn to succeed.

Storm Chaser : draw a volcano

Saronite Chain Gang : key card for the shudder combo

Hex : great removal

Volcano: survive. Nice synergy with acolyte of pain

Hagatha the Witch: play her only if it’s your only option to survive. Playing her will block our ultimate combo: with adding a random spell for each minion won’t let us play 10 shudder each turn. So don’t play her except you have no other option so survive.

Shudderwock: Playing the Murmuring Elemental just before him make you succeed the combo every time. Just remember, if you play hagatha, play with no more than nine cards in hand not to burn him. Moreover if you didn’t draw any pieces of the combo (king mukkla +Ice Cream Peddler + Hyldnir Frostrider), don’t play 10 shudder each turn because the Baleful Banker battlecry will fill your deck with shudderwock and you won’t draw the card you want to.

 

Cards you should not add :

Zola the Gorgon: we definitely don’t want nine mana shudderwock in hand.

 

About EVILNESS

You are not playing and aggressive combo, your opponent could think “he didn’t play the Lifedrinker, he’s not hurting me, I can still win.” But you know he can’t. You can just play one or two shudderwock a turn just to let him hope he can still do it.

Moreover, freezing, gaining armor and adding card to your deck are based on RNG, meaning you can fail everything letting your opponent win, but there are very few chances that happened, as you can see just below.

 

About RNG

You can adjust RNG by playing more or less Shudderwock.

I’m not 100% sure about that but it takes me more than an hour to do all the diagram tree of probabilities.

 Freezing:

If your opponent has seven minions and you play your two freeze minions the probability to miss all his minions:

playing 1 shudder 15,6%

10 shudder 9.3132257e-10

 

Gaining armor

 If you play your 2 saronite chain gang, one ice cream and 1 hydlir

the first shudder have only 6,7% to gain armor.

All shudder after the first one have almost 20%

If you play all of them, you’ll have 87.5% to gain at least 8 armors.

 

 

Card replacement

 The core deck is king mukkla, Glacial Shard andIce Cream Peddler: Banana Ice Cream

then you have to keep also Grumbble worldshaker, Shudderwock and Hildnir frostrider.

The rest is optional, do as you wish ;)

 Hagatha the Witch andBloodmage Thalnos are not essential, you could replace them by anotherAcolyte of Pain and Frozen Crusher. Or even add another Hyldnir Frostrider and Ice Cream Peddler.

 

Don’t forget to have fun.

 

*Why so serious company will decline all responsibility for loosing rank in the ladder. Have fun at your own risk.