Hearthpwn

Pirate Warrior. What fun. 

I have absolutely no clue why you search this deck, but whatever it is, it definitely isn't noble. At all.

But I'm not here, to question your morals, so here's the deck. Fun and interactive guarantee*.

*:that is, your minions' interaction with your opponent's face. 

1. DECK OVERVIEW

This is a hyperaggresive deck. the only things you'll be hitting is F A C E . In aggroVaggro matchups, you'd normally focus on board dominance. However, if you haven't won the board by turn 4~, you're already losing. Push face and hope for a lucky draw.

2. MULLIGAN

CARDS YOU WANT

N'zoth's first mate-3/5 of stats on board on turn 1, with weaponbuff synergy.

Ship's Cannon-helps to deal with pesky "O T H E R  M I N I O N S". Good for extra face damage and dealing with aggro decks. 

Bloodsail Cultist-Weaponbuff ecks dee

Southsea Deckhand-See above.

Bloodsail Raider-See above, also occasional turn 2 3/3. 

Southsea Captain-Pirate synergy. Great turn 3. Gives your opponents a mild seizure.

CARDS YOU DON'T WANT

Leeroy Jenkins-Unless you anticipate your opponent may fall easily to your other cards or you have a great hand, throw this.

Arcanite Reaper-See above, but also weaponbuff.

Death's Bite-See above, but also minion buffs. Also, ignore this if you suspect your opponent is an odd paladin.

3.GAMEPLAY

EARLYGAME-Focus on building boards and gaining tempo. Push face. By turn 5 you should have a decent weapon, 2 cards in hand and at least 4 on board.

MIDGAME-Lethal pushes, and board maintenance. It is recommended that you stock up on valuable attack tools, such as Leeroy, A. Reaper, and H. Strike.

LATEGAME-FILE NOT FOUND.

In case you didn't catch that, it's a joke. 

THE PLAN IN GENERAL-

AGAINST AGGRO-Use ship's cannon and weapons to keep the enemy board at bay. NEVER HERO POWER. The rest of your resources should be devoted to going face.

AGAINST CONTROL/COMBO-Bait out board clears and hope your opponent overcommits. Then, vomit out minions and face like there's no tomorrow.

AGAINST MIDRANGE-*insert schadenfreude taunt from TF2 here*

FACE.EXE 

 

that is all, give me money.