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DIE TO DEATH FROM DAMAGE

  • Last updated Aug 11, 2018 (Boomsday)
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  • 16 Minions
  • 14 Spells
  • Deck Type: Ranked Deck
  • Deck Archetype: Tempo Mage
  • Crafting Cost: 8440
  • Dust Needed: Loading Collection
  • Created: 8/11/2018 (Boomsday)
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HEY, YOU, YEAH, YOU.

EVER BEEN DOWN A STEEP HILL IN A SHOPPING CART GOING OVER 100 MILES PER HOUR? EVER WANTED TO? EVER WANT TO FIGHT A ROBOT LUMBERJACK WITH A CHAINSAW ON TOP OF A SPEEDING BUS THAT'S BEING DRIVEN BY THE FOUR HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE? EVER BEEN TO A SPEED METAL CONCERT DURING A TORNADO? NOW YOU CAN, WITH THIS DECK, "DIE TO DEATH FROM DAMAGE". THIS DECK'S GOT IT ALL. HYPER MILL, DISCOVER, BURN DAMAGE, QUICK, FAST AND DIRTY PLAYING. THIS DECK CAN HAVE YOU MILLING YOUR OPPONENT WHEN THEY'RE ABOUT TO TOPDECK SHUDDERWOCK. ALUNETH? WHO NEEDS A STUPID STICK? RHONIN'S ONE BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER. WHEN HE SHOWS UP, HE RIDES HIS TRUSTY STEED MALYGOS INTO THE FIGHT. HELP THE EMPEROR BRING DOWN THE HAMMER AND GIVE YOU 24 DAMAGE USING ROIDED MISSILES. TURN ON THE NEWS AND CHECK IN WITH THE METEOROLOGIST, WHO'S READY TO SHIT ON YOUR OPPONENT WITH MORE MISSILES. AND WHEN IT'S TIME, INVITE YOUR TWO "SUNS" (HA PUNS), THE FLAMEWAKER TWINS, AND SHOOT MORE MISSILES. MAYBE EVEN FINISH YOUR OPPONENT WITH ICE LANCE SPAM.

 

IF YOU GOT A TWISTED METAL TATTOO WHEN YOU WERE ONLY JUST 13, THIS IS THE DECK FOR YOU. PLAY IT NOW, OR DIE TO DEATH FROM DAMAGE.