Hearthpwn

Do you live off the tears of your opponents? Do you too want to draw 3-5 cards, summon a 7/7, a 5/5, and 2 4/4s, dealing 5 damage and gaining 5 health for 10 mana? Do you want to start up your own salt mine? Would you enjoy recent opponents being your friend? If so, then this is the deck for YOU.

Hey all, Edgelord McCuck here!
This is a cliche jade druid with a spin. Since everyone is playing control, give them a massive middle finger from me to you to them. This list is all the value I could fit into jade druid while still making it the absolute tempo cancer it always has been. Mully for wild growth against basically anything, Plague against Pally, Nourish against priest and warlock, and jades against shaman and mage. Keep UI if you think they aren't doing much till their 5 mana mark or so. 
Drop kun whenever you could effectively make use of your 10 mana.
I won't go into detail as you all know what jade druid looks like. 

substitutions: Cut arcane tyrant or kun for whatever you want, they're just there for shits and giggles, if you face literally no aggro you can cut howl for a giant legendary or two of your choice, remember, game plan is to cheese out control. Starfall can always take the place of kun.